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think Yeah The Fast and the Furious movie I love it You know was it what Jeff When you hear your family is that
how it goes Is that Yeah I think that’s our our catchphrase isn’t it I’m sorry We don’t We’re family We don’t We hit
them all out We don’t miss And we have family and friends Okay What is it Okay
I don’t even remember I I don’t remember We don’t miss right Oh yeah There it is
24 Oh they don’t either They don’t Yeah No that’s a good point No they don’t miss You know what Also no that’s right
It is 8:24 69° in Louisiana tonight with a high of 76 and a low of 66 So they
haven’t quite hit that low in Louisiana tonight Tomorrow uh there’s a 50% chance of preip this evening and a 40% chance
of preip tomorrow So if you’re in Louisiana area tomorrow make sure you bring your slickers with you and perhaps
an umbrella because there’s a chance of a gully washer You never know Some good
information Jeff I hope I hope you’re listening because it might it might be helpful It was a wet one today not gonna
lie Taco Bell Hell yeah dude Heck Jeff’s like he’s actually not wrong for once
You can’t hate off It’s been a sunny day but I’ll tell you what it was a wet one here too Oh
you know before it’s like what’s up Wait what So Jeff this this this week’s movies um we’re going through the 1990s
you know So but before we get into that I today when I was working I had a uh I
had a thought like and I was like wouldn’t it be funny I just imagined if you heard some of the most popular lines
like in movies that we know but they were coming from like a Cambodian guy
Okay Did you do a Cambodian voice to have an idea what that sounds like I’ll be back
Okay I gotcha Very succinct like a I’ll be back Yeah It’s like a very succinct
almost like a gas station guy but even tighter Yeah Yeah Do you feel lucky punk
Okay Do you feel lucky punk Huh You know what I mean No Yeah What’s another movie you
thought of I don’t know Or you could say make my day You know go ahead Make my day That’s good Say uh say uh say the
first rule of fight club The first rule of fight club you know talk about fight
club Don’t talk fight club All right I like it We’re really going to test
culture Cambodian’s not good But I worked with No it’s it’s fine I’m happy This This is No no See that’s saying cuz
for me it’s not offensive but I think that whole exercise is going to be a good barometer on the current state of
culture to see if there’s any reaction to it in any way at all Cuz it’s not hateful There’s nothing wrong with
trying to I want to know what it sounds like And there’s nothing wrong with trying to imitate an accent So we’ll see Just imagine that Do feel lucky punk I
don’t I don’t I’ll be back So
so I’ll be back Yeah The way Yeah It ends with the question kind of right
Yeah Yeah man So I don’t know I just had that idea So either way
that’s might have to you might have to be back throughout the night
I was frozen today [ __ ] suburban commander Oh yeah
[ __ ] I was frozen today I was frozen today [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh it’s a good
death All right So oh wait [ __ ] You know what Honorable mention Uh I actually uh
You recorded yourself doing this Who Me That’s how you rehearsed Me No
Yes you Did I record myself or Oh he’s always doing other stuff on his phone
What No I I pulled something up I was about to read off Oh okay Yeah Yeah Yeah No because I’m I’m recording him right
now So that covers it No No I pulled my phone up to read Oh
she’s trying to work Shout out Shout out to my mom My mom shared something to me with me that was pretty cool actually
Gina shout out But she said uh apparently Kiana Reeves charged 39,000
per word in of dialogue and John Wick to force them to write less less dialogue
Uh he spoke an average of 500 words in each of these first three John Wick films He felt this was too much and he
wanted his character to speak through action and not words So in John Wick 4
he charged them per word and was paid 15 million for 380 words spoken His
strategy worked as John Wick 4 is the best reviewed movie in the franchise with 94% on Rotten Tomatoes Cool Which
we don’t which we don’t credit So that’s cool Cool little piece of information
page out of Nipy Hustles book But either way he was like I don’t want to have a lot of dialogue So action is everything
and words mean [ __ ] Yep It’s like yeah I thought that was interesting right It’s like he pretty much had a lot of things
he’s done Even with Matrix the way he like he took less just to have things like it’s cool He’s a good dude Yeah
we’ll get him on We’ll get him on Yeah After we you know have to go through these movies from 1990 which I have Oh
the [ __ ] We’re going to get away They paid him how much to say how many words
1,990 words So I have by the way I quick quick uh note I I have all my [ __ ] on my
phone and some I don’t know if you saw some some guy commented I don’t know if it’s still there cuz Instagram like will
kick them off Oh is this the same one from before No it’s We got more hate mail The different one That’s exciting on one of on the last when we were doing
the dead zone Um when we were doing the dead zone one or whatever
um this guy commented and said something about uh he said you don’t think it’s
No I don’t think it is Okay So he said something about me and he was like uh he
said uh Oh yeah cuz that was it I had my phone out cuz I was going through about to like list my next pick after the dead
zone and he was like lazy [ __ ] can’t stay off his phone for two seconds and I’m like
okay dude and then it was like but it was hidden like so you couldn’t see it initially It’s like it was doing some
weird [ __ ] again So I think like Instagram automatically it’s like bless you Maybe there’s something setting we
can do that just allows all that stuff That’s what I’m saying Like I’m like I could care less but I’m like well I have
my [ __ ] I’ll take one comment every day of the week and I don’t care what it is unless it was um you guys [ __ ] suck
Yeah dude I’m like okay dude everybody likes it dude Thank you for my phone So
So what we’re saying is Matt made a spoof account to talk [ __ ] That’d be hilarious I think it was
[ __ ] Jackson Art Nord It was Jackson I think Art that’s uh Thank you for that
Jeff That’s actually uh it’s good thinking Um so here we got these these guys are [ __ ] lame
Am I right One like equals uh Yeah So the year is 1990 and my first pick for
the year of 1990 is Dances with Wolves because who doesn’t love Kevin Cosner and Wolves And threehour film
as specifically if you want me to trailer it or not You don’t have to trailer that It’s Dances with Wolves We
know what that one’s about Everybody’s I didn’t see the next one No I did No I’ve seen it I’ve seen it I was just Yeah
I’ve seen it I was talking about like how long it took me to see it but I think I was probably over 20 whenever I say it probably took about 3 hours to
see You have to commit to it Oh yeah No it’s a um whole [ __ ] thing All right
And then the next one you don’t have to pull up a you don’t have to pull up a trailer unless it uh unless it’s you
know tickles somebody’s fancy Mhm Um kindergarten cop Love it What a great
got a headache and it’s not a tumor It’s not a tumor It’s not a tumor Isn’t this the one where the It’s not a tumor So
Ludicrous even use the line from this song It’s not a tumor It’s not a tumor It’s not a tumor Yeah but sorry Why are
you asking about it specifically though Huh You’re going to ask a question about it specifically before we cut cutting
you off Isn’t this the movie where the kid was like “Boys have penises girls have vaginas.” Yes Kindergarten cop Yes
Yeah Yeah Well that’s problematic Yeah it is That’s problematic too Well not no
not anymore Not anymore It was up six months ago Poking holes It used to be
Yeah Said what It used to be the Gulf of Mexico He said “Don’t go poking holes.” I think that’s precisely what they’re
doing Well honestly like we live in quite possibly the most confusing time
to live This is confusing It is confusing Very confusing blur the lines
between everything you convince anybody of anything for the fall of any civilization Sounds good to me So the
next movie on this list which I would love a [ __ ] uh uh trailer for each
other’s trailer sandwiches Quigly Down Under I love this movie Tom Celic Tom
Celic My My uncle Larry I’d never seen this movie Quigley Down Under Yeah Yep
And my my uncle uh my uncle Larry God rest his soul RP Uncle Larry much love
to you my boy Um he was the reason I saw this movie He asked me because he knew I love Tombstone and he was like “Have you
ever seen Quigley?” And we went to Blockbuster because I was like “No I’ve never seen it.” And he was appalled that
I had never seen Quigley So he took me to Blockbuster We we rented it and then I loved it and he bought it for me So my
copy of Quigley I owe to my uncle Larry Thank you It’s a great movie though It’s
again if you don’t love Tom Celich it’s right here Yeah I love Tom Celich
right You know who else I love John Cusack Do you love John I dude I’m a big Cack
fan man What’s your top three Cusack films Uh the Essential Cusack film The
Essential The Cack The Choice Nugs Identity The choices Identity is a good
1408 Okay You like those Ice Harvest Um or was it No no high Fidelity Top three Or
the other one The that top three dude Fidelity I was I was just kidding That’s top three
Okay Top I’m a Cack guy That’s a Cack You’re gaslighting me man All right So
let’s check out this trailer Actually here we go Pander to me
I do love Cell right Such a good movie But a few surprises were waiting for
Quigley down under mention of his friendly coworker
It’s on their end not us This country is butt ugly as you three or that he’d get an assistant
Crazy Coral It’s funny that nothing about the transportation problem Such a 90s trailer cuz this movie is exactly
where we are We’re lost The unusual local inhabitants
The extraordinary cuisine I don’t eat things that are still moving You going to shoot it first
or the extra duties You can take me if you want to Wait is that lass
Yeah just shoot me His employer turned out to be somewhat mean What’s his name
No you could call it that Mr Quigley’s about to teach him a lesson in labor
relations Wow That’s why I said it’s such a 90s trailer
What the soundtrack to this movie goes so hard Oh yeah Yes
Listen to this song Okay Bro that [ __ ] 4570
Quickly is really beginning to annoy me Yeah Goosebumps Tom Yeah that [ __ ]
Sano from the director of the Emmy awardwinning Lonesomeve quickly just shoot me down under like I’ve never seen
that movie I didn’t even know it existed It’s such a good movie Is a like and
it’s funny because the trailer really did like that’s what I said that was like the most like 90s trailer It was
like if you watch just that trailer it was like ah there’s a lot of high jinks in this movie Like no it’s like a
[ __ ] like it’s a deep dramatic like you know it’s like yeah like
Alan Alan Mr Quigley Mr Quigley um it’s good
I’ll be watching that tonight I know how to use one We got fun right now So here we go Uh
the next one you can show a trailer for possibly the last there might be one more The last one I’ve only got like two
or three left So like Kings of New York I knew that I knew this would be I knew
it would be a pick for you Yeah Or is it Kings I thought it was just King No York Yeah Christopher Walkin Yeah Yeah Yep
And Larry Larry Fishburn Look at that The title of the movie or the or the
very first one Yeah Well because his name Yeah Larry Fishburn That was back before he started going by Lawrence Yeah
Somebody be cute He probably had an agent or somebody like it worked better as this Oh This trailer is he was on his
he was on his hood [ __ ] then
Jeff doing his Christopher walking
now do a Cambodian and they want they want to crap on Jeff Goldblum and they’ll equally love
walking where they have a parallel existence in their careers I appreciate his paid his debt style Go someplace
where you can stay out of trouble But some things don’t count One of them is a certain race and one isn’t I think
that’s what it is No It’s just a funny observation Oh no I don’t
Oh are you saying that Yeah And one likes one likes the Knicks and one likes
the Bulls I could give a [ __ ] attorney
Oh there’s the neck actor Oh yeah David Crusoe Whoa Christopher
Walking Million contract on anyone involved in this case The cops tried to
stop him their way I’m not your problem I’m just the businessman Now they’ll have to do it his way There’s only one
way to get it Frank Oh [ __ ] That David [ __ ] Caruso Yeah The
neck actor Christopher W this legit movie It was a
super good movie Yeah The director [ __ ] Farah hasn’t done a ton [ __ ] Carusal on the case Yeah No Yeah He’s Well and I
think Yeah His character in that movie too He was kind of a [ __ ] he like
Yeah he was I knew you would but And I’m glad you did And I have two more good
fellas and which if you want to show a trailer Yeah What’s good I feel like we owe it to 1990 to show You can’t knock
Can we just play
Here we go
Never ran on your friends and always keep your mouth shut
As far back as I could remember I always wanted to be a gangster
Hey Mom What do you think You look like a gangster I know By the time I grew up
there was 30 billion a year in cargo moving through Idaw airport Believe me we trying to steal every bit of it What
do you do I’m in construction He’s not Jewish
What Why is Lily barking For most of the guys killing’s got to be accepted Henry
oh it’s that other doggy Maybe I thought it said that that word What do you like The leg of the wing The leg of the
wing got his little uh what do they call it His his paw Got his paw stuck in the
hack it out And we were treated like movie stars with muscle We had it all Just hear the
toast of London Yeah This [ __ ] song is amazing
Yeah No Uh that’s one of these gifts I feel like he does at least up until a
certain point for me the soundtracks and how to use them He really uh he does it nicely in a nice
way You know what song is playing when they throw uh what’s his face off the
building in the the departed Uh yes I do It’s
um there goes my hero No that was the other guys Yeah it’s the
other guys I do It was uh Oh [ __ ] No I can’t I What is it I lost it Numb by Oh
Comfortably Numb Yeah By Pink Floyd It’s a It’s a uh It’s a cover Don Mayor right
Of the lead singer or whoever still left or Pink David Gilmore with Van Morrison
Oh okay I just know the Van was actually singing it You talking about the departed because that was as soon as he
was talking about Scorsesy and like songs and movies I like thought of uh
songs and proverbs No What was the Stone song that they used in uh
No that’s the that’s the you’re talking Dropkick Murphy’s one I’m thinking you hear me knocking No what was the uh not
Scorsese No Uh no because they did use the Dropkick Murphy song in the Scorsese movie But no the uh Yeah they use it
Yeah What is it Uh Grape Murder is just a shot away Oh yeah Yeah
Yeah Grape Yeah Oh yeah Murder Who is
[ __ ] for the devil Give me shelter Give me shelter That’s what it is Yeah Yeah One of those like
overplayed songs Well so perfect in that movie
That’s one that Yeah Cuz I never really cared for that song The departed In this country in this country that movie
didn’t come out in 1990 that I’m aware of No addes to your dick add you life
sentence That is true That’s good In this country here a no add and to your dick All right
man We’re definitely pivoting My last my last This is a definite pivot for the
audience we’re looking for and I can appreciate it
Okay so I don’t I don’t know Steve’s gonna like a show even more now I’m just
say that Oh my god dude Oh my god Um the next movie It gonna say it in the fun
voice The next movie I like to say it it It What is it Stephen King it Stephen
Spiel King Stephen King it Please say that Thank you Steen I apologize Stephen
King it There you go Steven Kings it Yes I just misspell everything
[ __ ] funny guy dude Oh I need to put 1990 Want balloons
Everybody flo There wasn’t a movie that came out it in Was that 1990 Look it was
Look it was I think it was Look at that Look at that It’s unbelievable for me I don’t believe it still It came out in
1990 I remember being terrified I remember the day this came out The clown
Yeah I never saw like I never saw until like the last 5 years Don’t talk clown
Don’t talk clown I am the mango man You’re not the mango
man Who are you guys anyway He’s not the mango man They all float down here right Mikey We’re sort of a Where’s the orgy
scene No that’s in the book Jeff Yeah the exactly Where is the director’s cut
Harvey Weinstein’s death Whoever directed this good on them for
leaving a handful of the book out We’re seven now Lucky seven That’s That could have been
a good orgy right there I’m sorry B seeing you
Seeing you I just want to forget about it It’s not just us It’s all the other
kids too Who’s going to be next
Shitty trailer Damn it Killed my brother All right [ __ ] it
George had common though Should we all agree on that Yeah What are you doing Yeah he was pretty dumb His parents not
telling him about sleas balls Wrong kid died Wrong kid died Actually I think the
right one I got you Be squeezing you and nobody was looking for nothing going
to happen today It was a scary ass movie though It was
fancy This scene that where he was in the field or whatever was scary You think Cena’s old enough for me to tell the story yet About 75 Yeah that’s about
how old I was when I was terrified by it Yeah About 1.5 years old
You know what scared me a lot as a kid was the fact that the adults paid no attention to any of the stuff going on
Oh the way they’re written in the show It’s like psychologically like [ __ ] for a kid Yeah it’s true They’re supposed to
be in charge They’re supposed to be Yeah Well I guess that’s like a thing Good point Makes a point that it’s it’s definitely not for kids you know It is
definitely not But and so it just further reinforces the point cuz why the [ __ ] did they let me watch it They
really don’t give a [ __ ] Yeah Talking about for kids but like I mean it ended
up on TV for access Oh yeah totally Maybe the movie but like the book is definitely kind of like an entry entry
to horror Yeah For me it comes down to the parent like actually being like “Shit I can’t let my kid watch anything
casually I need to like filter all that or not.”
Yeah man Let them let him get scared dude Yeah I mean they have dreams and nightmares that are worse than that
honestly You know I was seeing something uh about the crying out phase thing
apparently not being not being what you’re supposed to do You’re not supposed to just let your baby cry Yeah there’s a lot of studies on there’s
always been studies It goes both ways and it comes down to a parents you know decision how they think it’s the best
way to manage it Yeah I I’ll be honest We didn’t let ours do that You should put stacks of beehives in the in the
room with the baby cuz I heard the buzzings of the baby The buzz the buzzing the buzzing of the
bees emits a frequency Oh yeah it’s the god frequency 528 hertz
or one one of the other one There’s like a handful of free but you need to have the room needs to be majority beehive in
a small space Would you help facilitate that in a small spot for for child number two I want to be ready for
whenever we have a second control You have to control the temperature in there cuz I think you get hot There’s a lot of
movement All right We got a project I think we could do it I think we could set that up for a second baby What’s
your movies What you got for it 1990 1990 1990 Okay So a lot of stuff came
out Uh should I show I found a few trailers of movies that I like a lot and then I’ll spend a
little time on that movie Trust Did you I just you know if you watch I did not I actually You can You can blame my
girlfriend That’s cool What was Trust We We’ll get to that We’ll get to that one Every episode girlfriend We’ll get to
that Ain’t We’re going to blame her Oh okay In the girlfriend jar There we go
We’re going to put one in That’s all right Jeff I’ll put I’ll put two quarters in there I’ll mention her later I’ll Yeah we’ll keep a tab going I mean
actually we should do like a We’re gonna pitch in and get you a pay for girlfriend He can’t tell us come knock
on there We’re going to mail order It’s going to ruin his life and be like “Damn that was a bad decision.” He’s going to be like [ __ ] Bill Murray from St
Vincent or whatever it is where he has the Russian Oh gosh Is that the guy that
gets Russian Maybe So Predator 2 I’m selling this chair because I it’s
honestly probably my favorite Predator movie I’ve always loved this movie It came in 1990 Predator 2
Jesse Ventur had bigger arms than Arnold He did control the streets He got no
respect dude As bad as Matt you’re not wrong I remember
watching this movie with my dad dude For so many reasons Yeah the scene in like
the loft apartment when the dude’s just like [ __ ] mutilated Yeah I remember my dad It was just kind of like one of
those moments where it’s like it’s too late You kind of saw that Yeah No the graphic the way they did violence in
this one it was like wow It was actually but I really like the way it was done And also Danny Glover being the heroes I
love it He’s not some big badass or but like he’s he’s literally his same cop role He’s he comes across a predator you
know There’s a lot of interesting things except for the except for the [ __ ] Desert Eagle with the scope on it That’s
not necessarily like and it was dude but the end of this movie was like yeah when
I saw it was so cool whenever with the ship and all that stuff cuz this is the movie the first time I saw it was
actually whenever it was playing on TV like on a Saturday afternoon randomly
and so it’s like the edited one what’s it called where they were in the
Alonzo the freezer whatever yeah dude he’s in town with a few days to
kill this Thanksgiving Want some candy Want some candy Whenever he’s Yeah
No Yeah There’s stuff like whenever he’s learning how to mimic voices I’m like that’s actually what Sila by that’s what
babies that sounds like what Sila’s doing which makes sounds He’s trying to get better actually
Sense Yeah They do They do things like that Trying to learn their environment make noises Yeah And so another another
one that I’ll share with you guys if I go this we did that one Total recall I’ll have to show that one So I’ll
probably do that in Tremors and then maybe Cadillac Man because I actually watched that one too So let’s see Oh
we’ll do Yeah I guess we do Total Recall because we have to
Dude did you know about the mask from this movie that he wore The one that like gave people [ __ ] trauma as a kid
The one the the fat lady the the big like lady that like the an the thing
that like separated Yeah Where it like came over that thing weighed like that
thing weighed like like 150 or 200 lb or something That’s crazy That that they
had on him Yeah Yeah Like apparently it was too big for him to like I think move around in or whatever And they literally
had to like make some kind of like rig that held it and opened and like did its
thing so it could like it was some enormous like practical effects of the day But it’s crazy because it was so it
was so good Yeah So but it it makes sense cuz you see it and you’re like “Oh that does look like all metal and steel
since the and some people might get hurt in the process.” Deont Wilder lost a
fight or tried to blame it My boy ended up doing Starship Troopers and everything He he directed this lovely
movie
Your mind it is the center of your
life It is everything you hear everything you see This a good
trailer Everything you feel I agree
It is everything you are How would you
know if someone stole your mind
Arrest that woman
Yeah It’s funny cuz you could totally tell by the way his arms were when he took it off Oh yeah Ready for a surprise
We can’t let him run around He knows too much That wasn’t the part that freaked me out
His face starts doing all like the gravity or whatever depressurization And
I think they had a there’s an NES game even like where the scene with the X-ray machine and stuff like it’s actually in
the game too Yeah that right there was weird too That was scary That was the part you’re talking about where it’s cuz
he’s pulling it through his face too That pulling that thing out his nose Welcome to Mars Did you guys see the
Colin Ferrell Yeah Look who’s talking It was terrible
It just for me it’s like Yeah taking an an R movie to death for me I remember that scene Just better R And you know
who don’t remember that scene If I’m not me who the hell am I Wish had three
hands or what Welcome to Johnny Where can I take you
tonight Damn that’s what I’m [ __ ]
Damn that street sweeper delivered alive That that blew my mind That scene blew my mind when that dude bust out with
that cricket arm You wouldn’t hurt after all And it’s
based on you know I think it’s Philip K Digbook but either way like Hollywood making our sci-fi like this at that time
It’s just like man I can’t even really think of actually super fascinating like sci-fi
with a big actor They’re probably awesome and they put them on stream It was just a different era Just a
different era man I miss that Well and the things that like you had to do to get like our ratings back then like was
that’s what uh I heard some stand up comic talking about like uh Jaws being
like a PG movie and stuff like that Yeah You think about when it came out there weren’t even PG-13 with that one It was
like GPG and R Yeah Well and so like but that’s the thing too where it was like
you think about like R-rated sci-fi and stuff like that where it was like I guess the point being that like they
could get a lot of get away with a lot of [ __ ] in a PG-13 movie back then And
so for it to be R was like yo they were doing some like off-the-wall type [ __ ]
What’s a pirate’s favorite word
R No here’s one I’m going to show No it be the C
Uh no letter I watched this TB cuz of TB You know what I mean I was like look at
N It’s available on Tuby So here you go This movie Cadillac Man
Watch the uh I just watched it this week Yeah I remember seeing like Tub Tub Flip
Yeah Cadillac Man Robin Williams 1990 It’s one of his uh probably not super
popular ones but I just watched it with a couple days ago It was good He’s going to make a note He’s going to make a note
You just saw it Oh add this to your light No he’s got a hash mark in here for every time you watch a movie on Tuby
As you should
Oh they’re doing my accent I was thinking right now You’re probably thinking “Hey this is not the car for me.” With a touch of one button max head
I’m talking Max Headroom Yeah Emotional Can you afford that Want to make it happen Huh This emotional thing you want
and he loves And what year did that happen That was it was prior to that right You
got to go out there You got to take probably Yeah Cuz I think it was 80 from underneath But I believe you were asleep
Do you remember why Now he has a little explain Huh Very bad
They’re uh nothing to lose Her too and my wife and his wife How the hell you
got time to make a living What’s he talking to Joey is this true Come on Lisa Lisa it’s [ __ ] What’s her name
Lorie Petty She’s always got short hair and stuff Yeah Tom Petty’s kid That’s her That’s Tom Petty’s kid I didn’t
Lorie Petty I’m pretty sure that this her name’s Lorie Petty I just assumed it was Tom Petty’s kid It might not be but
she’s got the same last name which she always kind of struck me as I could see her being
Yeah she definitely same eyes Robin Williams Tim Robbins You got a lot of
girls It’s easy for you Cadillac man I really enjoyed it It’s
just awesome An interesting short contain like the whole thing It’s again
it just makes like man this is just a interesting fun movie with Robin Williams It’s rated R you know So just
the dialogue but it was cool I like that Yeah I’m a Cadillac man
All right Oh it’s good Never saw that movie Nobody Mhm What It’s worth checking out No I know it is It’s like
it’s one that I’ve wanted to see but I haven’t You haven’t seen it I haven’t watched it all the way Oh man I don’t
even know All right thing you we need to go cuz Chris has to go watch a movie
Yeah I thought he watched movies All right I used to He might not He might
not Yeah Ever since they remade his favorite movie Snow White he’s like you know [ __ ] this Hey you don’t like the
Ziggler take on it Did you guys hear that that that Disney pulled her like
completely from all of She was like scheduled to do she was scheduled to do like late night shows and like all the
late night in SNL can’t spend they can’t spend any more promotion or more money on her Well and it’s not just that they
that it bombed It’s like she’s been like per like inadvertently I don’t think she’s aware that like I don’t think
she’s aware that she No I don’t think that she is aware that she is um that
she has been tanking the the thing by talking about it the way she has by like [ __ ] on her political opinion You
want to hear the you want to hear the hot take that nobody’s talking about about the movie They’re throwing that dumb girl under the bus for saying dumb
[ __ ] right She got paid $5 million to make that movie [ __ ] Galadot got paid
$15 million That’s where the movie went wrong All the money went to Galadot Nobody’s talking about that It was a
piece of [ __ ] from the beginning Yeah the movie The movie probably sucks regardless Like I’m not saying the movie
would have been great But it’s like her Yeah her going out there and espousing
her political opinion at every turn like ended up like really it’s just bad for
the marketing campaign Yeah It was like it did a lot of like harm to the you
know Yeah like to the film and it it’s like and there’s a lot of people that are like out on it that are out on it
just because Well no that’s the thing He was like “Bro she’s been doing this for like how long have they been trying to
out?” Yeah It’s like it’s been like two years and she’s been at like press junkets and stuff like that like
[ __ ] on the original and you know all kinds of stuff and you know and then it’s like and then now it’s like
crashing and she’s out there doubling down on that like I’m saying I I don’t
think it has the most to do with it though Like my kids are not begging me to go see that movie I doubt it has
anything to do with her political opinions No I No I’m saying the reason she I think the the reason she’s been
pulled from all of her interviews that have been lined up I think have been due to her the what she’s been saying
because it’s [ __ ] on the original story and that’s Disney’s intellectual property She’s crapping on the original
story Disney’s intellectual property and she’s being like the original story is just really like divided She called it
creepy She called it Yeah She’s like “It’s really Let Mikey Let Mikey say what she’s saying guys.” Yeah She was
just saying that Yeah that it’s like saying that the movie the the original story that everybody’s known to come
that that everyone has come to know and love is not necessarily it’s it’s not a
good story and that it’s bad and you shouldn’t like it and here’s why and all this And it’s like in my opinion had she
been saying all this back in 2016 nobody would have batted an eyelash She probably would have gotten pressed
forward hey everything’s cool But now stuff is like a little different and she’s just sitting out here That was my
point is that she’s pretty much just trashing the intellectual property and that’s why they’ve pulled her from it
regardless of the I think the movie probably wouldn’t have they Disney hasn’t I don’t think put out a good movie in how long
I mean I guess Jeeoff I mean I mean that’s conversation I think they’ve made some I don’t see them all but
I’m reproduction Disney makes so much sense A reproduction That’s what I meant I I should be specific I should be
specific A reproduction Yeah What’s been their last really good reproduction of the original I I don’t The Lion King
stuff the John Favro Jungle Book been good Yeah the Jungle Book was good Arguably
Aladdin wasn’t bad but like everyone hated the Will Smith [ __ ] which I didn’t love compared to the original but like
really cool direct like the Aladdin part Yeah like a like a lot of fun Um
but yeah like the Lion King I didn’t hate either but a lot of people also didn’t like that one too Yeah I have
hope for the Lilo and Stitch That’ll be their make or break for the live action ones But like Beauty and the Beast I watched that with my kids That one
wasn’t the worst thing ever Again I think a lot of it is like being in like an age to where
I’ve noticed I know I didn’t have any care to care about I didn’t even this stuff you know but now having a daughter it’s like reasoning Okay To actually
watch some of the recent stuff some more I think I think it’s more for the adults who grew up with the cartoons Yeah To wa
to like have an excuse to watch that kind of [ __ ] again You know what I mean Yeah Cuz they’re the ones who are going
to go take it And you guys are right If I’m an adult and I want to go watch like of like something they recreated from my
childhood I’m not going to go see it if it’s buried in political [ __ ] I just want to go enjoy it Yeah I think they
put out some dec I’m going to get us back to 1990 just so I could uh Oh yeah
get through this movie stuff Yeah Yeah Cuz this is uh Yeah So this is for me
this is like the film class movie you know the 19 you know the movie that uh you know just want to pick and talk
about and I think it’s it’s it’s an independent movie right So a lot of people don’t even know about I didn’t
know much about it till like I was just researching 1990 movies right But I I
was familiar with the director who’s done some independent stuff But so this movie is called Trust And yeah I don’t
know It’s just an independent film from 1990 like I said but it’s the same kind of a conversation with people like
Richard Link ladder and I think Jim German directors and independent peop
filmmakers from like that era He’s kind of part of like that you know style or just voice or collection of directors
that came out Uh and honestly I didn’t even know that much about him until fairly recently even when I watched a
few movies But yeah I’ll just show the trailer
here Family’s like a gun You point it in the wrong
direction you’re going to kill somebody
Do you miss your kids Sure Do you hate your husband Absolutely
Would you ever get married again Of course The family’s got to stick together come
hell or high water Carry this with me at all times Hand grenade just in case Are
you emotionally disturbed Maria if you come home right now mom is going to stab you in the heart with a
steak knife Okay Did you eat anything today No Sit down I’ll fix you something Tell me
what you said You heard what I said Tell me what you said coward Come on [ __ ] weird Your husband died of a heart
attack No one dies of a heart attack They die of disgust You’re not the first woman in the world who’s had a hard time
I think it’s kind of warm for this time of year don’t you think Damage to the ozone What is that Where the hell you
been the last 10 years Married I like him the way he is How is he He
was busted anyway Dangerous but sincere Sincerely dangerous See this pin
Pull that Wait 8 seconds And
do you know what the word empirical means Don’t ask him He thinks TV gives you cancer
You can’t know something unless you experience it first
Do you trust me Do you trust me first
Yeah honestly it’s a time this like masterpiece of the you know
representation and yeah I could go deeper It’s funny that you that he had the I have the hand grenade in the
beginning I have this like hand grenade that’s like fake when I found um it’s
like you know you back in the day you could find them in army navy stores where they drill them out or whatever Yeah Yeah And they’re like old
decommissioned hand grenades But there was one I found when I was working one
time in somebody’s flower bed and I thought about like doing something with it like artistically And it’s funny that
like I just had that thought today Yes And I just had a thought about it today
and then I see it in this trailer There you go And then I see this trailer and
he has it So it’s just synchronicity It’s funny like Yeah No it’s cool It’s part of like like it says independent
film and it’s an obvious motif like they this director could have had any number
of devices that he chose to like represent an explosive person He could go out there could have been a gun or
something crazy but he’s a good person It was just a mechanism for him to like
if anything have people listen to him like just like oh he’s got a hand grenade if he’s talking actually listen
to him because he wasn’t crazy or anything and it was just like sent me carried around for the reason of being like so it was really like it’s a very
intelligent dead pan uh but feelood movie like it really is I want to watch
it because it was funny last night I brought up like watching a movie you can tell by the music how like it’s actually
an uplifting journey and it’s really an exquisite unique film like I can’t stress enough like this is a movie and
you can watch it with young people like it’s a the end of it is like a positive uplifting feeling about just kind of a
philosophical take on society and the world but not in a bad way And just the way it presents these characters it’s
really such a good movie Okay And it’s crazy as Tony I didn’t know about this but that the actress right that young
girl that you saw featured there was it 2006 she was actually murdered
She was living in New York and uh she was at some hotel but there’s some mic
immigrant worker who worked there It’s like some hotel or something she was at that like basically like I don’t know if
she got off an elevator or something but he followed her to a room and there’s a lot of information like news reports
about it like I didn’t know about but she straight up like murdered 2006 or seven Where at In New York Was she the
one that they found in the in the fixing No like he set it up to her make it look
like she hung herself but they didn’t That was LA Okay Okay Yeah that’s what I was saying But this like young kid like
you know he tried but they caught them and like he confessed to like the scenario behind it and everything It’s
just like man this is a really tragic terrible thing But it happened to this this and she was like you know she had a
at that point I think a family and she was like active in the arts and things and the movie Waitress that Krie Russell was in I don’t know if she like wrote
the screenplay for it or something Yeah Yeah It’s from like 2006 or seven or whatever So yeah it’s like it was crazy
and this is one of the thing I was aware of but yeah this this was like the movie that you know started her any kind of
film and I don’t know it was just crazy learning was like damn No it’s pretty cool Yeah No that’s interesting Yeah
Jeff you got any you you still going What else you got Is that No that’s it for 1990 I mean Jeff you have any movies
have have you that come to mind Did you look any up between now and the time we start talking about it No No I didn’t
think so I just leave you out Yeah Cool No I mean didn’t you guys used to like go down a list We can we can hit a list
real quick No I mean things evolve if you want to I’m sure I’m sure there’s something I’ll go through here I’m sure
there’s things Chris has Oh no There’s a ton talk about Yeah there’s a ton of movies I’m picking up what you’re putting down Um I’ll just go through
real quick I was one years old I had my taste was [ __ ] at that time to be honest
Yeah Arachnophobia came out Literally I love that movie Arachnophobia came out
1990 Story about that movie actually Yeah Um pardon Saw that movie in the
theaters and like Yeah the synchronicity [ __ ] where it was like I was watching
the it trailer and I think about like how many of my friends that are my age that are like terrified of clowns
and I always thought that was the stupidest [ __ ] thing ever cuz it’s like I don’t it’s [ __ ] clown like oh
god it’s it’s [ __ ] scary like do they bleed like okay um but uh the spiders
like that’s something I run out saying yeah I’m with you it’s
though Um our mom took us to the movie theater and I think it
was like was it in n this year Was there a Yogi Bear movie that came out in 90
Could you pull up and see if there was a Yogi Bear movie that came out in 90 I think is what it was Um who normally
does that Joe Rogan’s guy helps us out with looking at the if Jamie could pull it up But either way point being my mom
thought she was taking us to see Yogi Bear and uh we walked into the wrong theater and like when the intro started
playing or whatever it was like she was like “Yeah this seems like a weird intro like to a cartoon movie.” Cuz it was
just a shot of like a thing going over a river It was like a live action shot And
she was like “This seems weird.” And it wasn’t until we were like five or 10 minutes into the movie that she realized oh this isn’t that movie phobia And I I
think we just ended up watching it Yeah But yeah I think there was it’s showing something but either way she thought she
was taking us to a kids movie that came out that same year I think it was Yogi Bear that year We’ll have to call Gina
and get her to explain as a parent like because it’s feed 13 so it’s kind but it’s scary but actually has a sense of
humor like in it It’s a really unique movie but it was kind of as a parent she’s like “Well well I guess we’ll
stick it out.” Well I’d actually seen it uh prior to that because I think uh the
second Die Hard movie came out in Yeah it did came out this year Y because we went to a driving movie We Yeah No that
was a [ __ ] airplane That was one of the That’s one that I’ve always said where it was like at least the first two
sequels like were as good as the original Like if out of Die Hard one two and three it’s like if any of them
didn’t live up to the first one it would be the second one But probably but it’s still But either way we went to the Yeah
we went to the drive-in theater actually And my parents were watching Die Hard
and so it was like you’d buy the you’d get the radio thing And so they were sitting in the front of the Suburban
watching Die Hard but we were on the bed of the Suburban with it down and you know they had all the other movies going
on And so we were actually watching Arachnophobia on That’s awesome that [ __ ] like giant screen That’s awesome
That’s cool There any other movies doing Yeah So right there’s a Days of Thunder also came out Pretty Tom Cruz Nicole
Kibbon That’s where they met each other Yeah that’s a great one Renie Harland is
full of Robert Deval quotes like Robins racism That’s some synchronicity because last week we just discussed how
Yeah Yeah It is interesting Yeah I mean what’s the dude been meeting on that one
Mhm What’s the dude um who plays Cal Nton Jr in town John C
Riley Yes He’s in that movie as a pit crew guy Yes That was one of his early
like starts or whatnot and it tied into Yeah it’s funny No Days of Thunder is great The scene where they get where he
fakes where Robert Duval lines up him getting fake pulled over and it was the stripper that was of Cole Trickle Yeah
that was awesome dude Randy Quinn is also in that movie Yes Great
Pretty Woman Home Alone Yeah Home Alone The classic David Lynch’s Wild at Heart
Yeah Which that Yeah With David Lynch It deserves so much I if I could go on for
a long time It’s like tempering But yes you must see you must see that movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes What
The first one The first one Wow in 90 I think No Shredder Yeah this one was
Shredder Secret of the ooze No Secret of the ooze was the second I thought the first one came out in ‘ 89 That’s what I
think The first one was in the 80s That must be the second one That must be Secret of the No Secret of the Oz was
like 92 Well either way like the first one I could either way it is you know
that’s what it says Yeah No it’s just it Yeah it’s just funny because him saying that him saying that either way he was
like I was thinking No that was one I didn’t see that until later I saw I saw Secret of the Use
first I wouldn’t allow to watch Ninja Turtles until later Misery came out that year That was a good one Godfather
iconic iconic scene Godfather 3 came out also The Hunt for Red October that came
out this year Yeah it was a bunch bunch of good movies It was No there’s a tremor tremor dude No that was on my
list of ones to show I would have shown it but I just didn’t for I Dude I grew
up my mom loved it Dude the scene whenever they’re in the basement and like its head’s stuck there and those
hunters are like shooting it Michael Crow and Reba McIntyre’s in it They’re the married couple hunters and he’s got
all he’s like a global hunter and he’s going through his weapon cache of like cuz he would go on safaris and this is
where I even learned what an elephant gun was like he had some case with an elephant gun and like he’s able to shoot
it and kill it there and I was just like that scene is so cool Yeah dude No
another great movie um Die Hard 2 came out this year No no I don’t think so Um
that was a good one I’m Yeah Uh this one this one was one that I
actually had on my list but I didn’t you know I just cut it short Young Guns 2 Um
Milo Estz or something is the Yeah it’s got name in it too Keeper Kefir
Sutherland Basically expendables for like young cats at that time but it was
a stylized western Yeah Diamond Phillips Jake loves
the Young Gun movies I never like I never really got into them I was never really a big fan of them but yeah my
buddy Jake is like they’re they’re his like I think that might actually be Jake’s favorite movie I need to go back
and actually watch him Child’s Play Two Child’s Play Two came out Well you know okay the Regulator the song Regulators
the audio from the very beginning of it was from original Young Guns where it was like “But you can’t be no you can’t
be no geek off the street Yeah Yeah Got to be handy with the steel or whatever
The intro that’s actually from the movie Young Guns There you go Like pretty cool
So the intro to regulators like the Yeah The dialogue at the beginning of the scene Yeah Warren G House Party Kid and
play Kid and play Men at work Men work was actually Charlie Sheen That one’s
Charlie Sheen You know the rest of his right The garbage Yeah There’s Oh there’s a scene under so funny Yeah this
is actually one I think I might be wrong If I am I was going to say I thought this is one that Jeff and I have talked
about us liking That’s one that’s not necessarily
uh liked by the majority of people and I could be wrong I love these kind of
movies Oh is is talking about No if you just put the phone that thinking cameras
you know clipping things it’ll be diff Yeah Yeah Uh the it was what’s it called
Uh Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 but I thought it was the one with Oh that was the one with I thought it was the one
with Matthew McConna Yeah the one that y’all watched out at your mom’s place No this one has VGO Morton Yeah I never
watched any My sister probably did I actually would sit there and watch it Is the sequel to the one with me on it I
think so Something like that It was one of the later ones No because you did watch it because he was like that was
the one where Yeah He would know better than I would if I watched it or something Weird Yeah Yeah It was like some like weird [ __ ] but it was Matthew
McConna played it tow truck driver And I remember you telling me about it It’s pretty crazy like it I like it Mhm Yeah
But it wasn’t that one It wasn’t from 1990 So that’s the year of 1990 That was a lot of good stuff came out there No
dude So many great stuff So many good movies Powerful year And it it almost I
wanted to just at some point do transitional years like 1990 1980
whatever like or 2000 movie just years that happen to be on the cusp of you know a decade ending Yeah And it just
just looking at movies from each of those decades I don’t know It’s interesting to me just to think about
just as human this the transition of society and culture and just like okay this because people think of things in
decades you know we naturally think the 80s the ‘9s this is how things were because we don’t just think of existence
you know it’s a long thing but just picking those movies as like little timestamps to look at the transition
because it’s interesting in 1990 because like you’ll see things and you’ll think oh you think of the the 80s the way you
think of the 80s because it’s like on that transitional year so it was just interesting you Well it’s like I think a
good example of it was the Quigly Down Under trailer where it was like as soon as you cuz Yeah Yeah That I don’t know
if it was kind of a mind [ __ ] for Mikey but it was like as soon as I heard like the way they were announcing the trailer
for that movie it was like no this this looks like a uh what was that Lightning
Jack He was like they made it like the trailer made it kind of seem like night lightning jack But I think that goes to
the like the changing over of you know because it was a very 19 people sit
there and make it like oh it’s but it’s cool but it is it was like you don’t have to go much deeper but it’s just
like changes over Yeah No it’s a good point where you can see that it’s like it’s just something that’s like you know
like all the trailers not only had that voice but it was like you know there was different tones that that that guy would
take you know old world you know versus like oh you know I was going to say too
I thought something I thought was interesting I heard like uh Quinton Tarantino say in in an
interview or whatever and I know he’s a controversial dude and all this or whatnot but like I do kind of have to
agree with him I think I have to agree with him on this point that like he when
because people were talking to him about like film and stuff and he how he was
saying like how he feels as though like using actual film is important versus
digital and [ __ ] like that And I do kind of think he’s right I think that if you
cuz if you go back and watch movies that were all shot on film versus shot digitally or whatever I think there’s a
whole effect that isn’t that’s lost Something you’re seeing Yeah It’s a unique thing I I agree Even if the even
if like technically it’s like well digital you can get [ __ ] to look sharper and better It’s like I think it looks
fake at that point It starts looking artificial or not real Yeah I know it’s an aesthetic and a feel to like the me
everything the the delivery of the product that well it’s like I completely agree one of
those things we had talked about in one of the earlier episodes about like was it like practical effects versus like
special effects or whatever or like computerized Yeah You know and it’s like
Yeah No there is definitely something about you know it’s like even like modern movies and stuff that they’ll go
out of their way to shoot you know on an old platform or something like that It
really does like even if you don’t know it was like you like watch it and you’re
like “Yo there’s something different about this or you know it was like even
even to the uninitiated they would watch it and they would be like I really liked that movie.” And it’s like but you
couldn’t say why It was like when I would you know bring up to Jason like
why I like a song He’d be like “Oh this song.” He was like “Oh well the reason
the reason that you like it is because the chord progression and this and that.” And then it you know and it’s
like “Oh okay I thought I just [ __ ] liked it you know?” But it’s like but it
is one of those things that you know you talk about like shooting on film and you know practical effects and things like
that that to the uninitiated it’s like oh I didn’t realize that’s the reason I
liked it Did I Yeah It’s almost like a predisposition understanding to knowing
why like the you know the science behind why unconscious it’s like an unconscious bias or something that you know you have
that it’s like I agree But so Mikey lead us on lead us on Well do we want to do
we want to take a quick little Yeah We’ll take a little break and then Yeah We’ll get back to needs to go outside I
think Yeah And we’re back We’re now we’re now joined We’re now joined by a guest Uh
Sierra if I’m not mistaken that way or you can look hanging out with us The the the the thing’s right there But yeah if
you want to look at what’s your name Yeah What’s your name Sierra Sierra with a S A C A C See I knew that I had a
feeling I was like I was like can I gaslight her immediately A C or S All right cool So do you want to tell us
like as much or or as little about yourself as you like just before we kind of keep going here Um see I’ve never
been good at like answering that question because like I need questions to go off of versus just you know
picking random places Um Dallas Dallas Do you like Dallas or do you not like
Dallas I love Dallas I don’t want to live anywhere I love hearing that I love hearing that We love that We love that
Growing up I always heard people that be like I hate Dallas someone to get out of Dallas and all this and I’m like dude
have you been places they grow up but I love people embrace it so it’s a beautiful embracing like where you’re
from you know yeah see you know like people are like oh like where do you want to live you know eventually I’m like here like I could never imagine
myself living anywhere else like this is home I couldn’t go anywhere else yeah exactly that’s what I’m talking about
Stephanie talk about moving bases I’m like this is I’ll visit there but this is where I want to like plant and raise
my family and all that yeah to me I’ I think I’ve just gotten so used to the uh the cadence of everybody’s behavior Hey
Hey Bear’s bearing down
Oh there’s some good humping going on over there a second ago Let’s hold on We’re going to get this pug But yeah I
mean I like always tell my friends like I think that I’m so blessed to have been born in the best city in the best state
Like there you go Okay now we’re now we’re now we’re flexing I love it Hell yeah I love it
Yeah Yeah Exactly Went from being like “Yeah no I like living here.” to being like “Fuck everywhere else in Dallas.”
So you’re uh So how do you know these two How what’s the So Stephanie is my
cousin and then he’s my cousin’s husband Stephanie Oh He is her husband That is
right Wow When Wait so I married her That’s And I’m their marriage counselor
I’m just kidding They don’t have enough need to get a new one I’m
joking Be saying Uh no So uh all right So we’re
also we’re playing cards against humanity for anybody that’s listening And technically the person who pooped last goes first to be the questionner
slash uh ortor or ortor of the person who thinks what’s funny So Stephanie is
the person who pooped last and so she is going to be reading the prompt question which for that time we’ll have her read
what the prompt question is which say into the mic what’s the what’s there a ton of in heaven
Okay And now at this point we will all everybody who has a card What’s there a ton of in heaven Okay Well h all right
You know what a bear Oh my gosh But there bear Well I mean there’s you could
go down a deep thing about animals in heaven but we won’t get into that right now What was the question
A ton of things that’ll be in heaven All right Here’s I have everybody just give me if whenever you have your answer
Chris you give it to me and I’ll put it up here I have mine Everybody answers Answers
So you say you’re from Dallas What do you What do you do for a living What do you or what have you done for a living Do you have any interests What are your
what do you do You know that’s a good question
So basically like all of the jobs that I’ve had like in high school and past high school have been like serving jobs
Okay And I recently got into bartending Actually I got a license and I’ve been learning how to bartend Um and besides
that I go to college Um I go to I’m studying uh forensic biochemistry
Hell yeah [ __ ] yeah Go But wasn’t that the thing Yeah the Eagle Claw The claw
Okay Something like that It’s been six years I think I remember things better because I happened to Yeah I went there
So it’s awesome Yeah He’s just going there So yeah No So as you
um you left us earlier or as before before we left abruptly abruptly you
were the last pooper You were the poopy So there’s your where’s your other card That’s
right And now we go ahead and and read the prompt card and then go ahead and read your answers and then we’ll get
back into this interview Okay What’s there a ton of in heaven Black
people Black Jesus Oh my goodness guys Clean drinking water
Yeah Well that I would hope I would hope sniffing and kissing my feet Okay
Sniffing and kissing Okay What’s your Okay I’m going to go with Black Jesus That’s mine Black Jesus Look at this
Listen Listen Every single time I have ever played Cards Against Humanity I’ve won Every single time And I don’t plan
on losing my streak tonight So I’m not taking it easy on you Okay Well then everybody in the room has heard your
statement And now I feel like I feel like everybody played a safe hand because you’re like you know you’re on a
podcast You don’t want to be offensive Who knows But who knows But we’re going to go ahead and deal everybody back out
a card here Um and then oh yeah you haven’t used one So then that’ll be
Chris’s This will be mine And then since you won I I believe you are now the
reader Um and you know what I’m thinking is as far as like this randomly being thing We
don’t have to it’s not whose turn it is It’s more like we’re collectively doing this So you saw me doing that one You be
like “Okay from that angle you can finish it and put it there and it’s just a living thing So if you want to I started that pulling that block out.” No
I’m just asking you right now Get it Yeah Just like get it out without knocking it over Yeah that’s what that
was No I’m just like it’s just thinking like we’re it’s doing it together So now
you have everybody has a prompt card So before before we walked away you were
saying you you go to you’re enjoying the school out there at
Um yeah Uh any is it fun Is it a fun environment Like Matthew went there back
in the day and he’s told back in the day I remember that [ __ ] back in the day the
10 2010 something like that 03 to 09 Yeah 03 to09 Okay So so Matthew was
there in 03 to09 and I always remember the talk between all of his friends Chris included of you know Denton and it
was it all sounded like wild times and fun times and great times Is it still wild fun great times Has that been your
experience Um yeah So I like one thing I did like about it was that there’s like
so many different like clubs and like communities and they have so many events So it’s like if you have no homework and
you’re bored there’s literally something for you to do like any day And also um I
was able to get into some really cool frat parties because uh my cousin is in a really big sorority over there So
shout out to Charlotte Shout out to um I think it’s called Zeta Zeta Yeah Yeah
Zeta Something like that But yeah so she got me into a lot of really cool parties That’s cool Are you in one a sorority or
anything Okay cool No it’s too much work Yeah Right No I know Shout out to all the people though It’s like I remember
that’s that was always the thing though I feel like that’s how you played it smart is like you didn’t necessarily join and pay for it You just you went
and you enjoyed other people you know It’s like you go to all of them cuz I remember I went and visited a friends
with people and have fun at other parties Well yeah I was going to say I went and visited a buddy of mine that was a part of a fraternity at a at a
college and I remember like it I was just kind of being like you know it was fun I I enjoy myself but I was like man
like I’d be like what’s that That looks that [ __ ] looks jumping Let’s go over here And he’s like oh no we can’t [ __ ]
those guys I’m like those guys look tribal They’re like limiting their fun
So that’s cool I’ll just be friends with all I have fun with each of them And you just live in your little world We hate each other Yeah And it’s like I know
Chris and them They [ __ ] They used to go to all Didn’t y’all used to just pull up at frat parties in Waco Oh that was at
Baylor Yeah after the bars closed and stuff we would just go crash bay parties like Yeah Just like Yeah Yeah But you
couldn’t do that Yeah You couldn’t necessarily do that without blowing the spot up if you were a part of one of the
other frats So that’s cool Like Yeah I’ve never uh spot
that was like Yeah that was their objective was a bit different Yeah
they’re Yeah No I know there were some rebel rousers and then once they were
like “Hey does anybody know these [ __ ] guys?” Anybody know these How’d the kid get voted already
All the beer Yeah Create a scene and Yeah in the mayhem Um okay So that’s
funny So you said you’re What do you You say you just became a bartender Do you work as a bartender out there in No in
North Dallas North Dallas Okay But I’m not working right now because I just had a surgery So that’s fine Well okay Well
hope hope a speedy recovery Hope you’re doing good Uh we hope you make it through Take your time Like wait it
already happened What Making it through Well you look great now We’re praying it goes well
Yeah exactly Yeah Condolences We’ll let We’ll be
Yeah Did you have that prompt You want to read that prompt card Did you have your card Yeah So this prompt says “I’m
no doctor but I’m pretty sure what you’re suffering from is called blank.”
Mhm And I think everybody needs an extra card Matt how many cards do you have Do you have 10 No you passed out Did I Yeah
we’re good Okay we’re good Let me see the prompt again
And who’s the who’s the officiator here Who’s going to be determining the points I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure what
you’re suffering from is called blank Okay Sorry I had to read that again and
I read it out loud It’s like trying to think what she’s going to enjoy the most Right Let me see
Um so we got a blind Who do I give mine to And they can like mix them up and all
that shizzle Well here actually I’m going to stick mine upside down behind her right here
No here Give it give it to me and I curate them all and I shuffle them Okay so you’re the curator Yeah I’m the card
curator I’m the card man Speaking of card curator it made me think of something called the pricemaster Are you
familiar with the Pricem being a Dentonite No Okay Well the the Pricem
was something that we actually talked about here uh not all that long ago and
uh it was a Denton like legend from back in the day
Uh it was a Denton legend from back in the day and it was something that I remember and I knew about but Matthew
didn’t necessarily he wasn’t quite aware of and I went there and lived there was interesting Yeah He lived there and it
was like it’s funny It’s like so you it ended up it’s got like 1 point something
million views on YouTube but the guy did this as like a social experiment twoinut
thing He pulled it up So at some point we could well I go [ __ ] it Go ahead and show it to her Now here’s a two-minute little clip here Yeah So you can see
what the price master was He’s a local legend
When was this video filmed Like 200 something Like early 2000s Yeah Okay It
looks like the house is still there and looks very much the same
So this guy held a held a garage sale where everything was for sale here
Wait Oh so everything was for sale but nothing
was for sale So he would just charge people would be like “How much for this?” and he’d be like $100,000 and if
he got to buy that like Yeah It got up to it be like
$500,000 like ridiculous going Yeah And it just got it just got absurd but it
was it was a local legend So either way I figured you know you’re out there you’re actively going Um we could tell
you later that actually I’m going to go to a garage sale in Denton and see if I can find him A unfortunately
the the price master has passed away Yeah he’s moved on to Well he’s making deals in the after I’m laughing because
it’s funny I’m not laughing No no I agree But you’re just like laughing at like damn Well I missed out That was a
poor Yeah right A lot of us missed out He’s making deals Any chance I get to bring the Pricem or Mo Man to somebody’s
life I’d love to So here are your cards from the question you asked us And if
you want I promise you she has no idea about Moth Man but you can get into that later The Moth Man do you Um so I
actually used to watch this show with my grandfather called um was it Mountain
Men Like they would go hunting for like the Moth Man and other things like that So I actually did watch an episode
Yeah keep going I’m sorry I was wrong I know His reputation precedes it Matthew she’s very culture She’s smart girls
Most girls wouldn’t know She’s an outlier She’s an outlier People are familiar with Richard Very informed on
urban legends except for that Pricem guy That’s the one I did Well now hold on I don’t know if he’s He’s He’s a real
thing He’s not an urban legend Mikey there’s a question I swear it said something about urban legend on
like the YouTube video I think Oh yeah They’ll pin it and they’ll sell it however Hey buddy Okay so Hey Hey Some
Hey what you Oh oops Is he making love Do you know That’s cool What a nice little dog Oh
he’s uh he’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him apparently So bad He’s embarrassing me He does not act like
this at home The one time I bring When’s the last time he’s been on a podcast Cuz I expected him to be better Hey for
those of y’all who can’t see this is this dog looks like a little smoky sausage but he is a he like he’s a big
strong handsome boy and he’s got some he’s powerful man He grabbed my leg I’m saying people teach the dogs how to be
house trained and stuff Go ahead and teach them podcast training It hurt It helps Every dog Every dog I’ll do better
No No You’re perfect This dog This dog’s hilarious I’m What do we got here Um so
you had you have the prompt question If you’d like to read the prompt question and see who the funniest person knows how this works She’s like “All right
Mikey I know how this works.” All right So I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure what you’re suffering from is called
penis breath Oh I’ve heard of that Shout out to ET That
was uh the first time I ever heard that insult is when uh the movie ET when
they’re sitting around Yeah Okay So
I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure what you’re suffering from is called swamp ass
Yeah that’ll get you spent the summer time out there walking around a lot
I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure what you’re suffering from is called my horny horny son Oh whoa Well suffering Is that
that word Suffering I don’t know Depending For some people that enjoy that’d be pleasure That’d be enjoy It’s
all depends on his behavior I’m not But some people
keep going All right So the final one I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure what you’re suffering from is called the only
gay person in a 100 miles He’s humping her again Um the only He’s right Yep He
looks guilty He’s like “Damn.” He’s like “Damn I did humper.” So honestly I want
to say whoever had the penis breath one I mean I feel like pain
That’s That’s enjoyable You know that’s nice Nice to win one every now and then Everybody’s got there’s a mouth So there
must be breath Yeah So now everybody has there’s a head and a mouth There has to be breath All right So with that being
said that’s Keep going I’m coming for our guest title and her crown since she said
she’s you know the queen Keep it clean buddy Curate of this game I’m going to what’s it called You know I have to Oh
good No that’s not that’s ridicul This is blank plus blank equals
That’s a lot That’s a multi I tell you what I think this this game is slanted towards the style of humor I don’t even
understand it But what’s next Um I agree I agree very much with that
Uh if you like blank you might be a redneck Oh here we go Okay that’s a fun
one I like the you might be a redneck jokes Those are ones that the blue collar comedy tour got by with those for
a long time Oh no They made livelihoods on It’s fine if they made you laugh
Everybody hated the fact that like they found out Larry the Cable guy was like a gay is an act Yeah Yeah And it’s like
why Yeah Did you laugh It’s cuz you believe the lie It’s almost like Have you watched professional wrestling Oh
wait I’m going to tell you they’re that’s fake too That’s like Duck Dynasty Wait People being like all the guys they
technically they didn’t have beards and all that before They were just regular dudes and then they grew them out and
everybody loved them So that’s like us We don’t like each other but this is show business It’s show business baby
Yeah I agree Wait so what was the qu I’ve lost Uh uh the question was uh No that was that’s the one I won Sorry I
was reading my victory card Stop pumping Like it’s over I hate you Wait that’s If you If you like blank you might be a
redneck There we go There we go There we go Uh on the card Is this somebody’s answer card right here Yeah Two answer
cards I feel like I got shuffle these up Yes
Yeah Somebody else must be the maestro of shuffling Yeah
And I’m actually allergic to cards I shouldn’t be touching Shuffle those And then I think I need one more card I have nine We’re supposed to have 10 right Why
are you sitting like that I think you’re supposed to like uh between 20 and 30 No we have 10 Yeah
Yeah 10 That’s why I was saying I need to get another one Thank you This is how she cheats Just let you know that I
don’t know her I’m joking I’m joking She ran into
that She okay Yeah she Oh my god What did she run into I I I was trying to get
her off of there cuz she was about to stir something up and she bonked her little They got They got heads built for this I’m sorry Lily They do They’re so
strong Look at her Her cranium is like a And now her boyfriend’s coming to check on her He’s like “Hey love my girl.”
It’s okay Lily Okay So do we have everybody’s cards We might as well just read this He almost knocked the Jenga Oh
speaking of Jenga Jenga but it don’t fall down Um yeah I’m
going to create a new game It’s called like we’re not supposed to touch table with legs And if you do you can pee on them It’s really hard I know It’s a
tough game It’s a tough game Should be a little higher Go get me one buddy Okay
Um you might be a red uh you Oh I’m sorry If you like blank you might be a redneck
Uh let’s see [ __ ] all my dad’s friends Damn You
might be a redneck There’s a chance I guess So if if you like [ __ ] all my dad’s friends you might be a redneck
I could see that Maybe Yeah exactly That is very true If you like it’s I need to
definitively be speaking If you like kayaking with my [ __ ] you might be a
redneck Look here dude Go kayaking with the [ __ ] The kayaking Uh you might if
you like critical race theory you might be a redneck if you like it Yeah you’re
you’re assuming that all of them understand what that even means Critical race theory Yeah that’s true That’s a
good assumption Uh if you like uh a homoerotic volleyball montage you might
be a redneck That’s one I promise you they understand what that is That’s yours Yeah there you go I like that See
that’s something every man or But also too though the runner up I which was which was [ __ ] [ __ ] all my dad’s
friends That actually should have been the winner Mikey’s a blue guy These people you like blue It’s fine That’s
people like that But that one won Tear that card in half and give me the give me the other Oh that was your card That
was my card Okay So everybody else has a 10th card Oh everybody have 10 cards
Three four five So you read that one again Poopy Now I need one more please sir A two answer one Uh get rid of it
We’re not doing that Yeah we’re not doing two answers I think two answer cards are too much And Amen brother
We’re taking a stand right here right now on the Mike and Me podcast Do you like the two answer cards Yeah we’re not
sure It might be too much fun Was that yours This was on the table We won’t have just the right amount of fun That
not too much fun For a second Okay Next on ESPN 2 the World Series of Oh okay
Where’d my cards go Where’ my [ __ ] cards go Did I Oh
there they are Next on ESPN the World Series of
Uh um who shall I give my uh card to
Give I’m the card curator Oh so yes it’s a fixed position job unless you happen
to be the World Series of
Okay So the outro would be Yeah that’s good You work you’re you say you work at
a you had been working at a bar in Dallas Any Did you have any fun stories any or from there or from Denton Cuz I
know we had been talking about Denton I thought maybe you said earlier you had some fun story but Yeah Well well I mean
I think it’s funny but um like whenever um like whenever I was um first you know
starting out at UNCC like the first day that I went to go move my stuff into my dorm And so I remember we had just
dropped my stuff off and me and my best friend were going to Chipotle and I saw this guy and he had a poodle that was
dyed um pink and blue and I had never seen that before So I don’t know I
thought that was a pink and blue poodle Yeah Yeah A pink and blue poodle right there on the campus It was insane It’s
like why would you you know people just honestly I didn’t think anyone would notice I was even there but apparently
Oh I thought they were doing something I thought he was Dude he’s trying to hump that dog again Yeah I know Uh I think
that’s ex extravagant I feel like I wonder how much is what’s the going rate Matt asks “What’s the going rate on uh
on 500?” No on getting a dog on getting a dog uh like dyed like having them died
like two-toned I mean it depends on the quality of a job you want but GPT you know I’ve started a consulting business
and Oh you want an honest answer Why not Let’s see Cuz I’m interested What’s the going rate of getting your dog two tone
faded paint a paint job What’s What’s the going rate on a two-tonone paint job Pink and blue Here’s your uh in the
meantime while you’re finding that there’s your cards looking for 30 to 50 around this area for full hair dye So I
imagine it being less than 100 bucks You could probably get it done Dang You can get a pug two-tone paint job for less
than 100 bucks Yeah we might look into that I might look into that I could see
a flaming lily pug That’d be pretty dope cuz she’s fast Like make paint her like a comet Like paint her like a [ __ ]
like a Hot Wheel Yeah this is fun This is great Next on ESPN the World Series
of Puberty A how something The World Series of Puberty Yep
Next on ESPN 2 the World Series of White People Well that already exists No
actually no Well it depends on we watching tennis No What are we watching Oh uh lacrosse That would be lacrosse
Yeah I got to do white people I know that’s Well you’ve married once So how
I’ll take that Look at that And that’s a good sense of humor ladies and gentlemen That’s what I That was my favorite one
by far Yeah So and what So what have you what’s
the craziest thing you’ve seen on the job of something
Um so for a while I was a server at um a
Olive Garden in Oakliff where I was living Wait your family when you’re there but yeah What I’m sorry Were you
when you hear your family I’m sorry I was making a bad joke You can keep going So um yeah I had a lot of crazy stories
from working at that love garden Dude I get them Really Yeah I mean think of the people that go to love Yeah
Um so basically this one time I was working a closing shift and it was on a
Saturday So we were working till like 11:00 p.m And um I had this one friend
that I was working with And um you know he had like a one top come in just one
single guy And this guy comes in and he’s like “Hey like I’m blind You know I can’t see Can y’all help me get my way
to the bathroom?” So the host you know help him along and everything afterwards like they take him to his table They’re
like “Hey like here’s your table the menu everything Like your servers will be with you.” And so um you know my friend came
over He was like “Hey.” He was like you like “How can I help you What would you like?” And on the menu he points He’s like “Hey I want this.” And so
immediately we’re kind of like “Oh you know that’s like interesting.” Like there’s no braille on these menus Like I
didn’t know what it says And so you know usually like usually Saturday nights are
really busy but you know it was kind of like you know slow this night So whenever it’s slow all of the servers you know just kind of go hang out at
like the bar with the bartender you know talk and everything And so this guy was sat near the bar not directly in front
of the bar but close to it And so he ordered this alcoholic drink So the bartender you know makes the drink you
know we’re laughing and talking so we kind of get sidetracked and you know don’t bring the drink over immediately
And from off in the distance we hear “Hey like that’s my drink Like my drink is ready I want my drink.” And so we’re
like you know maybe he just heard like you know maybe it’s Ben Affleck from Daredevil
And seriously And so you know we bring him the drink We’re like “That’s weird.” So then later
um his server Alec is like “Yeah like this guy you know said he’s blind but he’s acting kind of weird Like I saw him
on his phone on like the Uber app.” Oh my god And so and so Alex like “All
right you know here’s your check Like I’ll be back in a second You know if you want to pay with like you know cash or card whatever.” And so all of a sudden
we hear like “Stop him Stop him.” And so this guy is like running out of the
front of the store and there’s an Uber literally parked right in front of the doorway So he literally just like slides
into the Uber and they’re gone It’s all about a getaway car man Is that the Thunder Yes the Thunder Wow Our
production’s pretty that’s hilarious But yeah this guy literally just jumped off into the Uber and so like my friend was
like kind of like chasing them across the parking lot for a little bit Hey Chris if only we got Uber back in the
day Dude so I was going to say yes like and then the blind man ran out and said he said be saying you
hopped in his Uber Did you What was your favorite um did you have did you take
home the bread sticks from there or were you a fan of any of the food Do you have anything you took home So actually
before I transferred jobs um they had a food Well so they had had this entree
out before but they took it off the menu and brought it back It’s called a steak gorgonzola like pasta something like
that And so whenever they brought it back out you like they let all the servers try it before the guests did
like you know and I tried it and it was really good And I got hooked on them for
a little while before I left And I gained a little bit of weight from eating you know an entire entree like every night But it was really good I
imagine that could happen That’s a lot of carbs A lot of carbs floating around over there And I would say like I was
devastated So I used to work at Specs and I delivered liquor to these
places like Chili’s and you know all the RIP to TGI Fridays Are they around still
No they’re gone Yeah they’re Yeah I think they’re gone Yeah Oh sorry You know I’m thinking of first there TGI
Fridays dead and then or I don’t know at least I mean I think they’re dead I think uh there’s I used Either way I
delivered all those three or two in college Yeah during college I waited But it was it was a dope spot in a way It
was like I hate that they’re gone Like it was nostalgic I’m not saying I like their food But the one in Addison looked
pretty cool It was it had a cool vibe The the manager was exactly what you
would expect He reminded me of like Shane Gillis from the car salesman thing or the Jason’s glasses Guy Fury Yes Okay
Him making gun of Guy Fury That’s amazing Um I remember keeping them in business I
don’t know I know they have fire That’s like That’s like longi Somebody said they’re they’re still open
That’s like somebody TGI Friday Yeah Matthew’s keeping him in business He worked there in college We don’t stop
He owns the entire company Actually that’s like uh news on the podcast I saw somebody
put a video up not long ago like on the internet and they were talking about like who’s keeping C uh Long John
Silvers alive and then they sent like these picture he put up these he’s like who’s eating this and I’m like one
question I have is he drone alive pizza Okay your
people there’s some like money laundering going on or something They accepted pesos Joking I remember Yeah No
for real They do They do accept That’s freaking weird The camera More
specifically Alyssa is keeping them alive Alyssa I’m not going to lie
Honestly our honestly I’m not going to be hating I’m proud I like I do not like
pizza [ __ ] with pizza patron My grand It is You’re not wrong It literally is a
molecule away from what they they encase it in and serve it to you with the pl the cardboard box It’s a couple of
molecules off the the stuff the you know the crust and stuff from being cardboard
Yeah That’s like Did you know some of those that this isn’t even a joke I don’t think like I could be wrong Matt
can figure it out I’m okay with being wrong But the the butter that you put like on like at Mexican restaurants that
you can put like on the the little the butter you squeeze out in the little thing on the table Have you ever been to
a Mexican restaurant that has it Usually they’re shitty ones like jalapeno tree and stuff like that Have y’all ever is
anybody anybody ber Oh crickets anybody cricket Yeah You know I’ve been to a lot
of Mexican restaurants in my life and we’ll look it up like the ones in like the little cup kind of Whatever you
talking about No it’s literally in a in a squeeze bottle that they butter Yes
Talking I mean I know that what kind of Mexican like a ketchup almost like the
It’s like a ketchup ketchup and mustard style I understand that but I’m just not
bottles Okay So I’ve never seen that at like a restaurant but you know for like um elotees and stuff Okay You’re
thinking of elotees I’ve never seen that in a Mexican restaurant They say apparently that [ __ ] is like technically
like a molecule away or something from being like plastic or some [ __ ]
Yeah I’m not surprised that shit’s not I mean it tastes good I don’t really mind I’m in here for a good time I wouldn’t
mess with it Ain’t that crazy That’s like also the uh like Red Bull apparently That’s not You know it’s not
good for you either way Cheerios I had I had a friend of mine having lead in there Cheerios Cheerios Cheerios Oh
apparently like there’s like a currently like there’s a lawsuit because there’s like straight up lead in their Cheerios
Oo you know what I’ve been eating on a fruity pack of Cheerios for the past week so maybe I could get in on that
Fruity Cheerios Yeah fruity Y’all remember when everybody was getting [ __ ] up from eating bad GIF or
whatever Peanut butter You know what Peter Pan you know what’s funny you say that is like the other day I saw this uh
on our like Amazon account We got like a notification saying there was a recall on one of Sila’s products And I had no
idea that this was a was a thing on Amazon And so I scrolled down and like from 2022 there was like two orders
where Matthew ordered GIF peanut butter and there was a recall on it and he still ate it Oh Matt I wouldn’t be I
would not put that on the I would not be worried about Matt Matt’s
the except Matt the camera Luckily the camera so she didn’t she didn’t consume
Matt I would not be worried about Matt Matt can Yeah Like I said I don’t pay extra for that I remember I came over
and he had the bullock Bullock Budok ramen Whatever it is The spicy bulldock
Bullock What Bullock Bulldock Bulldock It’s like B u L D A K Bulldock Ramen Do
you want the bulldock Do you want the bulldock Um so either way I remember eating that That that messed my stomach
up That had me like “Oh I couldn’t I can’t.” My brother My brother gave it to
me and he was like “Hey man you know you can have it It messed my stomach up.” I ate it Messed my stomach up I don’t I
think it was okay with him No it was like cuz No that was you about it I
asked you about it and I was like “Oh that’s the cam now.” I got you
Um no Because you uh I had asked you if you had tried the other ones yet and you
were like “Yeah I did I didn’t like them.” You were like “They [ __ ] me up.” I was like “Really?” Cuz they Yeah
No they were good They I loved it They tasted good I thought I thought they were amazing Yeah No but they they uh to
me um I think Did this thing turn off No it didn’t We just lost I can keep going I
know what’s going on You just keep um Oh I I’ll keep talking
Okay So all this uh What’s up little bear So how long have you had Bear here This a sweet little boy I like this
little fell How long have you had this little this little meat So I actually have had him since my uh
freshman year of high school I got him Freshman year of high school Mhm So we’ve been rocking together for about
almost How long has it been like six years now Yeah he’ll be six in a couple months Right on When were you born again
When was you born When was I born Like like the year or what year Yeah that’s
what he asked What year were you Oh uh 2005 Oh five God that’s
insane That is insane That’s crazy
2005 How old are you I don’t do I’m not good at math I’m 20 20 Man that’s insane
Yeah So how do you feel about life You feel like you got life You got a good grasp of life at 20 years old in 2025 I mean
yeah Yeah I think so As good as I can have Yeah
Yeah Have a grasp of anything No I remember
being 20 you know Yeah I’m not saying I’m not I’m not saying about age wise or
anything I’m saying it’s hard to get a grasp of anything like in general like
regardless of you know your age in this day and age It’s like there’s so much
you know there’s so much information out there that it’s like yeah it’s difficult to parse out you know any of it So yeah
it’s like yeah shout out yeah to you for you know existing because I didn’t know
it was like no when I was when I was 20 I had you know it was like I knew a
little bit but I you know I feel like I didn’t really pay attention to you know
I I didn’t feel like I had a grasp on the world you know if you had asked me that question like I don’t know maybe
bravado and [ __ ] like that would have had it that way Yeah I know what’s going on Yeah but like No exactly It’s like I
remember being 20 and thinking like I I know how this is going to work out I’m going to do this This is a decision I’m
going to make and this and that and then you’re like it was a totally different world too Yeah exactly That was my point
is that me at 20 saying that that was
20 [ __ ] 03 Yeah I don’t believe it It’s totally
different world that I had to figure out then
I’m sorry Now now in 2025
it’s like I can’t imagine being 20 years old Yeah Me either sometimes honestly
Where were we at Where we at We’re just talking
I’m sorry I didn’t know if this was part of the game That’s all I was asking No I was good You have 10 cards No we’re I’m
about Yeah I’m good I’m back I’m live Who’s the Who’s You won I won Remember
Yes that’s right So then I pull the black card and I am the uh um you know
the proprietor of comedy at this moment Mama mia Here I go again My my How can I
resist the blank Me a car How can I resist the blank
If it’s a crap card I will exchange cards Okay I have a lot of crap cards If they’re crap cards give me all your crap
cards and I’ll give you better Uh who’s uh who’s the part-time maestro since he’s the the man Who do I give who do I
give my card to You’ll be the you’ll be the card maestro Everybody will give me their cards and we’ll pass them to you
Gosh Responsibility Stole my cards Huh What You need five
Avan two three four five four five These are your
five bad cards right here Yes Okay Okay So I have I have something I’m going to
talk about or I’m another question I’m going to ask for Can I trade these three You need three You need to You need
three cards Yes Crappy cards Uno No Say Trey say we must stop a tear
to stop Okay anybody else need have crap cards Any new cards Everybody have their answers Get your answers ready again Mia
here I go again My my How can I resist the blank I’m a borhead Yep You just
give your cards to me He needs a two cards My my Here I go
again I cannot resist the black Give them to Matthew Yeah Matt’s card curator
Give your answers to Steph Steph will Wait I thought I thought I get I thought he gave the answers to me I’m the Wait
there’s two rows He just said give your cards to Matt I thought I’m the guy who’s You take the cards Give your cards
to Matt and then So to shuffle them Okay So wait I just gave you my answer cards
But I gave it to Matt Yeah So give your answers to Matthew Okay I’ve got two cards so far One’s mine one’s hers So Oh
there it goes right here No give it to them No they’re matching And then Chris
have you given yours No What was the question Uh the question is mama mia here I go again My my How can I resist a
blank How can I resist How can you blank It’s spaghette Y’all familiar with
spaghette Spaghett dude Is spa you know dude I’ve seen them twice
live and I’ve been on stage with Tim and Eric All right there we go I’ve got multiple shirts of Tim and Eric Spaette
Tim and Eric is like one of the biggest influences in my humor Uh yes I’m very
familiar with spaghett that was literally he hides behind plants and
stuff Yes dude I love [ __ ] hair like there We got to pull
up a video Okay have so many shuffle the cards Hand
the cards I’ve only got four How many Shuffle them around a couple Four Four We got four And then hand them to me
Four One Two Wait I thought there’s Yeah but there’s only there can only be four There’s an optical illusion occurring
Okay Okay So so then spaghette All right Now pull
up spaghette and I will answer this question of uh Here we go Here’s the
question I know I know everybody’s hanging on all this on every word Here I go again My my How can I
resist the glitter How can I resist the glitter That’s a good one right That’s
not bad That’s a How can you Spooky Some cannot However however some can you know
it scares other That reminds me of the song This that right there that answer how can you resist the clitoris And the
way I was singing it reminds me of uh the Friends episode Y’all familiar with Friends You watch Friends I’ve never
watched any of it You’ve never watched any of it Interesting So pride myself on that Were you born 2005 The tracks does
So it’s either that’s like that’d be like you ever watched the Odd Couple Yeah You either have something to look
forward to or it wouldn’t be or you’re going to watch it and be like “Ah this sucks Not for me.” Yeah I think I just
be like “No this isn’t for me.” Okay Yeah But either one either way there was a part in that where Joey had gone he
had he had done a part in a play and all of everybody showed up to see him and he was like a psychiatrist like talking to
somebody I think that wanted to be a a man or something and he was like all you want is to
tinkle but you envy the a thing from which you can tinkle or
vaguely simply let hang It just reminded me of that you know So there you go So
um Oh never mind It moved There was a bug on your shirt but it just flew away
Yeah Well I’m the moth man They heard me summoning him This is spaghette Oh
that’s not the Yeah you just need to go to him Spy it
Yeah cuz they end up using multiple things Oh yeah So keep going I’m just going in the background
No this is a funnier version These two office workers are planning
ahead for their weekly staff meeting but what they can’t possibly plan for is a surprise from Spaghette
You’re on camera This guy so spooky I got you Spook You
should have seen your faces My name’s Spaghette I do parties and you save my
card Someone spooky I saw somebody back there I thought it was our boss’s kid back there for like 10
minutes It wasn’t a kid Was kind of surprising Wasn’t
Yeah Suspect Gotcha Okay So the last one All right So
the next one is uh Mama Mia how can I resist the natural
selection Has you know and that’s when reality that’s when there’s no you can’t run There’s no
resisting you know It’s sombre It’s a sombering thought Mama mia how what’s this saying You lay back and enjoy it
Keep going Oh how can I how can I resist drinking gasoline to see what this
tastes like I love seeing her face That’s not bad dude Uh Mama Mia how can
I resist permanent orgasm face disorder
This is the This is the game Mikey wanted to play dude Due to how due to how it uh rhymes this one the
clitoris that did you win Yeah it rhymes so well Mama mia Like that
rhymed well How does that How does that rhyme Well the way I was saying it Okay Well can you repeat it cuz I forgot Mama
mia How can I resist the [ __ ] versus How does that rhyme I don’t know I don’t
just the way it felt Maybe not rhyme resist Tell us about your life You misuse your
words Okay Oh I misuse my words Oh yeah I think she’s calling me interest
Perhaps we might learn a thing or two with this girl That’s interesting We might learn something All right That’s
We can do that If we’re if you’re trying to teach a grown man No I’m What’s your question
for Oh okay Actually yeah I was um so a couple weeks ago when I was talking
about books funny books My wife fleets in not okay whatever We got to interesting books We got to a topic She
didn’t pick books Either way she brought up a book Um as we’re talking in the kitchen and involved a character that
you’re quite familiar with not Mo Man but he I would say he might be Mo Man’s friend Who would you guess one of Moth
Man’s good friends is Maybe his best friend honestly Richard Gear No but yes Aha
Like in that world that realm of those you know those characters or entities
who might Mo Man hang out with roughly his same size possibly Same size
as Moth Man Everyone he’s more famous than Mo Man Oh Sasquatch
Sasquatch So what’s that book that you’re talking about Okay so before I get into this let me preface this by
saying that I have not read this book It just popped up as an Instagram reel on
my Instagram so that’s how I learned about it And then you know I read a little summary of it cuz you know like
morbid curiosity So this book is called Breeding with a Bigfoot If that gives
you breeding with Bigfoot if that gives you any idea of what it’s about So from
my understanding the way the plot of the book goes again because I haven’t read it so I’m not 100% sure but this woman
is camping with her boyfriend out in the wilderness and Bigfoot is out there So
um she catches her boyfriend cheating on her with a Bigfoot With a Bigfoot Yes
Yeah And then you know what they say cheating big feet Big feet
Obviously you know her description No but no I let let the lady describe it
cuz for someone who didn’t read the book she knows a lot But keep going I didn’t read it I didn’t read it I read
summaries But yeah but also it goes on to uh say that you know after she found
her boyfriend you know cheating on her with them she’s like well I might as well give him a turn So she tries him
out and then she ends up getting pregnant with Littlefoot Yeah The dinosaur And so
um and so then there’s this part where Bigfoot is like “Well if you want you know the baby to like survive in you and
like get the nutrients that it needs you have to drink my um how do you put it?”
Yeah Your baby batter Special juice every day Special juice What the [ __ ] And and and
this girl didn’t read the book but it knows an awful lot about it No there’s more But it gets better Yeah I didn’t um
from somebody who strictly Well let me just let me just add when she told me about the fact that she came across this
post on Instagram she specifically told me “Yeah I saw this and I thought it was
so disturbing that I reported it.” I did report it on Instagram Um um I think
it’s actually still under review I’m pretty sure they haven’t you know it’s really care about their guideline stuff
honestly Like yeah it’s kind of it is shocking regardless of not getting
reported or not It is shocking what stuff like gets by Anyhow yeah So uh if
it’s funny Mikey how many cards does everybody have First of all I need one more card Do you need one more But um
like while we’re doing that I just want to ask um as a Bigfoot enthusiast how does that make you feel What about
Bigfoot breeding with other people I don’t know To me I feel like he gra I
thought you said that he he forced himself on the guy Uh uh well you know first time he told me it wasn’t it was
like rape and then one summary said it wasn’t So well look I’m not I can’t confirm because again I haven’t read it
Here’s the thing Okay So at what point have you read enough summaries Read the book I Yeah that’s I mean I’ve only read
like three summaries so I don’t think that How long were these summaries Um they were probably like you know brief like brief paragraphs How long was the
book I don’t know how many pages it is I didn’t look into it I’ve read 78% of the
Yeah she has read the book but I I think you could teach on it And are we ready Yes
If you can’t be with the one you love love
blank Oh there’s this famous song that’s based on If you can’t be with the one
you love the song is paying off his love The one you’re with The one you’re with
Yeah Just that’s uh playing on something there Um I’d like to thank everybody for
participating and playing this game for me to win
Say that again One more time It’s going to be easy You can’t be with the one you love Love blank The one
Yeah The cards have Yeah it’s a Yeah
Bam Give me that Can I get a spot on this one I get a spot on that I guess this is a test of
how well I know my husband’s humor No we’re not enemies in this This is This is the That is true That is true True
but I have really bad cars There’s your answer You were helping each other to see how big And that’s the thing you know and that’s I haven’t traded like
five of them You know y’all both y’all traded five I I haven’t traded I’ve traded no car So so far I haven’t traded
any and I haven’t been winning All right here we go We ready for this Uh if you can’t be with the one you love love Bill
Nye the Science Guy I’m not a fan of him He’s not even
Don’t get me started on building is more qualified to be a science guy than Yeah dude No don’t get me going If you can’t
be with the one you love love a sad hand job
If you can’t be with the one you love love seething with
resentment Damn You know what I know You know where’s the fun cards What happened to the fun cards
Okay If you can’t be with the one you love love telling a shitty story that goes
nowhere Bingo I’ve done those Who’s that Who won that Telling a shitty story that
goes nowhere Of course I do Of course you will Give me the black card
Do you want to guess which one was my card No Say no See if See if I know his
humor Just kidding Bill not a science guy No I want to seething with quite
resentment Yes Yeah Everybody need a card Like that’s life every guy No that that No that is that is that was a good
guess It was a good guess but it wasn’t It wasn’t Did you need a card No it was the most right card you probably had
Probably the best option you had Literally the best option Yeah All you do is you play the best options you got I was second I was second Chris
so first one Do you read any other books Do you Is it What else are you into Like
are you into the spooky cryptic [ __ ] like uh like like Bigfoot Moth Man Is
that something up your alley or you just stumble across Um I mean you know if I come across like something about them
then you know I’ll read it but I don’t go actively you know looking for like information What do you think the the
the weirdest [ __ ] that you believe in is What would be the most like controversial opinion you have
like the weirdest like an example Yeah Like what Like believing aliens Yeah
Believing in aliens Believing in like I believe in the possibility that Moth Man
could have been a real thing rather than just a phenomena of like mass hysteria
There’s like pigeons or spies Actually no No This is perfect Okay So um I read
um this like um report from a long time ago What was it Um there’s these things
called the uh Kelly Hopskinville aliens Um I read a whole story about like this
family’s encounter with them like way out in the middle of nowhere And after reading that I was kind of convinced
that like their existence like actually has to be real But you can probably look up the story that I read about them Like
check it out But yeah um they’re called the Kelly Hopskinville aliens I believe is what they’re called But um yeah so
there was this family that was like living out in the middle of nowhere you know country family and um they had
there had been reports of like police officers and stuff seeing like UFOs in the area before like they encountered
them But um this family told this whole story like incredibly detailed about how
these aliens like you know came up to their house like they were shooting at them and they were basically kind of
like bulletproof and the uh the cops were like oh well you know like y’all must have been like on you know drugs or
something like they drug tested them and like uh did like a lie detector test too
I think and everything came out like clear of them being truthful Now
apparently this incident is considered one of the most significant and well doumented cases in UFO history Wow Yeah
It’s known as the Hopkinsville Goblins case or Kelly Green men case Refers to an alleged close encounter with
extraterrestrial beings that took place near the communities of Kelly and Hopkins Hopskinsville in Christian County Kentucky on the night of August
21st 1955 Corner reports five adults seven children arrived at Hopkins
Hopskinsville police station claiming that small alien creatures from a spaceship had been attacking their farmhouse They’ve been defending
themselves with gunfire for nearly 4 hours Two of the adults Elmer Sutton and Billy Tyler described shooting at short
dark figures who appear repeatedly appeared at doorways or appeared in windows There’s a lot of information So
yeah that’s uh seems like something to definitely believe is true Yeah So what
do you think Uh no it’s like that one reminds me of like the uh the one in Kenya or whatever where all the school
kids saw the UFO thing come down where it was a big you know Okay cooperated story So what I
know what’s something that you believe that there’s no evidence for Yeah
That you have faith that it it that it’s a thing like literally believe in it but there’s no actual evidence that exists
for it outside of other people who might believe in it
I don’t know It’s a tough question If you don’t have an answer that’s cool But it’s almost like ghosts or be like
aliens That’s me Yeah that’s cool if you don’t have an answer but it’s a deep question you know Maybe
um fairies I feel like nobody has proof of fairies but I feel like fairies could
be a thing You think fairies could be real What’s your like what’s your under thought of them You’re call like
whatever that understanding is How would you describe it I don’t know Okay that’s fine That’s
fine Keep going Yeah I was like yeah it’s interesting though I agree Yeah Yeah No I definitely apologize No no I
mean I think the fairies I remember I had a buddy of mine a buddy of mine some kid you know I knew when I was young
told me about a story about when his his older brother uh claimed that he had
seen like a troll or like a leprechaun one time And I’m
like okay shut the front door No way Keep all the front doors closed No way
Your brother saw how did he tell me So he’s talking about how he’s the story about how his his brother was riding
this bike and or this bike his bike He’s riding his bike around and like I can’t
remember I think he was around like some old like some warehouse or something like around like a Yeah No I’m sorry The
thunder just Oh [ __ ] Um so he’s riding his bike around this like old like a
warehouse or something on like a weekend when when no trucks were out there or whatever And apparently he’s like doing
BMX stuff or whatever and doing all this [ __ ] And like apparently like he he’s he
claimed that his brother like did a trick and he fell and like as he like when he fell like he
was going to stand up and just saw like the feet of this like troll or
leprechaun and then he said that the dude just like took off like he got he got scared and then took off and I’m
like oh probably the best response you know This was right after he hit his
head That That’s probably You know what I mean That could have been But no just to
say it’s like I you know there’s that card you just won Chris White people I’m
joking I’m talking No but what was the No I was going to say there’s a reason I think a lot of those stories exist I
think there’s you know there’s it’s interesting to think whether or not even if fairies are real or not what is it
that they were comparing what they saw to because people back in the day would
call UFOs you know a lot of different other [ __ ] They didn’t call them UFOs
they called them gods and stuff So what do you think It’s like okay actually I
think I have a better one that I just thought of that there isn’t really evidence of the Lochness monster
Illy underwater ally Yeah was the GM of the Mavericks I believe Speaking of
Nessie Oh yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Nessie you think the Loch Ness monster Nessie was underwater ally You think he’s not to be he’s real Yeah No I
think um I would say I was definitely convinced of the existence of Nessie
after I watched that Um what is it Disney Napoleon Dynamite Uh uh that’s
what I was quoting when I said um uh there’s a movie called the uh water horse I love watching that movie when I
was younger It’s like a Disney movie After that movie I was convinced See they’re still making good Disney movies Mikey No this was back in like 2000 like
200 something It was like when I was little so it’s not a newer Disney movie
Yeah man A water horse huh I like Disney have to go and [ __ ] it up
What if I’d ride a water horse I think of uh seam like the sea cows manatees
Maybe they’re related You know how do y’all feel about SeaWorld I hate SeaWorld I’ve never Hey look Anywhere
that I know for a fact they might be mistreating the animals I’m signed up for that
That’s so [ __ ] That’s so [ __ ] up Yeah No No For real though Why do you think I go to
zoos Did y’all ever watch that Did y’all ever watch that documentary on them like oh the black uh whatever it’s called
It’s like the or the or Yeah the famous Killer World documentary It’s like the
word black I think or something Yeah My uh my uh seventh grade English teacher
made our class um
on that dude underwater and he was like toying with him It’s like he pretty much was drowning It’s like wait what we we
call him killer wells wasn’t even Yeah he like he he pretty much started like drowning somebody um like drowning the
dude in front of people and I thought that was pretty crazy I’m like “Wow there’s just people watching somebody potentially get drowned.” But I mean you
know I feel like whenever you have such like an intelligent animal that has like
the capability of like getting so frustrated from like a lack of like you know stimulation and stuff being
understood honestly Yeah That’s like just you know Yeah Like dolphins are
have bigger brain largest brain capacity of all mammals even humans Do you hear you know that the the dolph you ever
heard of the dolphin assisted births Yeah I have Have you And dolphins grape
things like and they know it that they’re doing it See that’s
they actually they they have they’re like an animal that has sex for pleasure the only other mammal that has sexual
pleasure you know like dolphins are like the otter of like the ocean Like
dolphins and otter you know otter look so cute but it turns out that they’re actually terrible creatures Just like
panda bears they’re both evil Like panda bears are aggressive and violent They look so friendly Yeah And they’re big
stumbling bumbly aggressive too Nipples Drops Yeah Oh hippos Oh yeah They’re
like crazy aggressive [ __ ] kill you Yeahs
Like that’s terrifying Oh Chris what was your card White people like and then nobody
Okay White people like I didn’t know there was more to it Well we were waiting on you to finish
the description Chris No it just says white That’s my wife My wife
Three words Okay I have one Look at that I made a
laugh That’s a wonderful thing It makes me think of this one I don’t
think you Oh I wonder if I could guess it when he I
don’t know I I don’t even know anymore
Yeah All right Stephanie Question for you What do you which What’s What’s your most controversial thing that you
believe that nobody believes Nobody in the world believes and and you’re not allowed to say vampires Yeah that’s
exactly what I’m going to say Twilight Uh I would
say Paul McCartney is dead Oh yeah The Beatles thing Oh that he’s not dead or
he is dead He’s not dead And they basically found a lookalike with a
lookike contest and secretly like I saw that Yeah there’s a whole documentary on
it She showed it to me It’s it’s it’s a fun one If you haven’t seen it if you haven’t seen No I’m glad you said that
cuz I’ve been seeing stuff about it recently and I’m like you know what This seems like a rabbit hole worse Mike is
looking up to believe in like it just doesn’t make any sense how all of it
adds up Mhm What about it to you was like the
most like weird I said think collectively or see how big we can
get this bad boy I would say all the music lyrics and like the stories behind all the songs
Many stories like Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band when he introduces himself as Billy Shears Yes
Billy Shears Oh like in the song you know he’s actually dangerous He’s Let me
introduce you to You don’t I am not a Beatles fan Well you don’t have to be a fan to know a song but
scoreboard I guess you do I guess you do No no no you don’t You don’t You don’t have to be a fan know song especially
pop culture Yes Yeah I guess Sing it for me But then on Tik Tok the Beatles aren’t on
Now what what the the song you’re talking about on that one Stephanie The song I’m talking about she couldn’t sing
it She just knows information about it Chris she knows information about it but she doesn’t actually know the song Okay
she knows the song That’s like the people that when you wear a band Ser How
many What’s your favorite track I was singing it I just know it because of some random BS We’re having fun now
See look Stephanie This is what Matthew goes through every week when we do the podcast You have to Google it Look Pull
that [ __ ] up Stephanie Pull it up Stephanie hurry up Pull it up I already did Oh what a good boy Look at him He’s
crying Okay So so may I introduce to you the act you’ve known for all these years
Sergeant Pepper Lonely Clips Heartband And then he says “Oh this Okay it’s
wonderful to be here It’s certainly a thrill You’re such a lovely audience We’d like to take you home with us.” Uh
so there’s a lyric in this song that’s the singer is going to sing a song and he wants you all to sing along So let me
introduce you to the one and only Billy Shears And that right there is enough for you to believe that that’s Paul
McCartney Like I said it’s the songs like all of the I know it’s it’s a component of many things I Oh I know I
know a lot of I know a lot of the evidence he’s talking about even the car wreck and all this stuff The guy who
Paul McCartney his real name was Billy Shears Okay there’s a lot of stuff And
so like the second song is when he basically says “I hope that I can like
sing for you or something.” I’m trying to figure out what it said but basically he’s like “Hopefully like I can sing
this right for you.” Like saying like he’s being replaced by someone else He does a good job as Paul McCartney
basically within the song There’s not a difference Yeah No and I mean that’s what I’m saying I’ve heard you know
that’s the thing about some of this [ __ ] There’s there’s it’s either that there’s stuff to it or there’s certain people
that have a really great way of like you know almost like a magician slide of
hand [ __ ] Like they have a really good way of of of taking their [ __ ] that’s out there
and making a story out of it or making a theory from it The basic idea of faith
is what it really like comes down to Yeah So it’s basically with a little help from my friends What would you
think if I sang out a tune Would you stand up and walk out on me Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song I’ll try
not to sing out a key but he’ll get by with a little help of with his friends
So like the rest of the band basically Yeah Kind of helps him get along No Yeah
I mean you know No that’s pretty that’s interesting You know Mikey it’s actually there’s a documentary about it that
pretty fascinating like the the whole thing behind uh I am the walrus was
basically like he got into an accident in the rain and like they found him decapitated and they said that he looked
like a walrus and so that’s why like his character is the walrus
Oh I am the walrus Have you the one the theories I really like and Matt I don’t
know if you have any that maybe you’ve heard of that you think maybe could be the most because I’m sure you’ve heard
of them but the Yeah exactly But like the uh the like movie you know whether
it’s TV or just different movie genre crossover like um like Wizard of Oz
things that happen in the background or something No not stuff that happened in the background but for instance like they talk about I can’t remember what
movie it is but they’re trying to say like in one movie that like Adam uh in
one of the Adam Sandler movies Ben Stiller’s character there’s been theor like
theories about like the Ben Stiller’s character in that was technically like he started off as somebody else earlier
like Yeah Like the the You’re in my world now Yeah old like in the nursing
You want to go to sleep I’ll put you to sleep You should look up the Carl Winslow theory Really Yeah There’s one
Oh yeah That was it I think I saw that recently Like a character that’s crossed over between different movies or so The
Nak Yes The No but before Nakatomi Plaza there was a movie or a show that he was
in or something that there was something prior to there was something that actor was in
prior to Die Hard Yes Yes That was something where he shot somebody Then in
Die Hard he tells the story He’s not actually married They say all the reasons and like him knowing the twink
Oh Uh Egon [ __ ] uh uh Ghostbusters Okay He was from Ghostbusters He was the
cop in Ghostbusters Okay And Egon tells him about the [ __ ] Twinkies and all
the [ __ ] that So it’s like the writers like actually connected the same character into another like movie or so
Unbelievable [ __ ] He saw some unbelievable [ __ ] in Ghostbusters Yeah Knew the [ __ ] makeup of Twinkies and
stuff because of that exact scene Okay that’s cool I like that It’s cooling As
far away from where it happened as he could thus the scene in Yeah What’s it called Oh that’s cool I like that Beyond
that there was him like after Nakatomi Plaza Yeah It was like he
he played in something else where it went like beyond that to where ultimately it ended in family matters
Yeah Which was a dream state Okay Family Matters was just him having a dream of
like if I could have just done it the way like ideal this was like a David
Lynch production No So No I know I know I’m just like li like No I like it It’s
cool No So yeah that’s what I meant Like I didn’t know if you had heard of any [ __ ] like that where it’s like or if you had any theories of like or or ones that
you had heard of that you thought were the most plausible of like things like that where Yeah talking about but I
haven’t like really gone into like uh knowing about any of them Okay
I mean there you go Bas Yeah For what it’s worth I guess it’s it’s it’s interesting but it’s not
that interesting to me That’s like I guess that’s just the truth Like it’s interesting but not that I just white
people white people be like No not be like just Oh I’m sorry I not be like
doing the voice White people like
White people like White people like using a condom
Okay that’s true They do like that White people like calling the cops on an
innocent black man That checks out That white people
like being a being a woman That checks out too White people like genuine human
connection That doesn’t check out That’s the winner That one The last one is a genuine human
connection That’s Matthews God Okay I knew we were going to have to break this cycle I knew we were going to have to
break this cycle As soon as as as soon as like they liked
each other’s cards I’m like we’re going to have to break their cycle of [ __ ] Somebody’s gonna have to be funnier or
like get to one of their sense of humors outside of the other because you we’re it’s otherwise one of them’s just gonna
win No I don’t do well in these games honestly Yeah but that’s because you know Chris It doesn’t matter But Chris
knows you and you know Chris So more than likely Chris is going to win this next one and then and then you’re going
to know Chris’s humor and submit your card and Chris is going to say that yours is the funny the funny thing is I
think the reality of is like in not even trying to think what they would think is funny just actually being knowing each
other your whole life and thinking the same things are funny I agree I agree But like yeah it’s the same result the
same outcome using a condom No
so I there was [ __ ] Wait so condoms No the
I told him to guess which was like which one was mine Like I don’t remember all of them
Okay the using the condoms one was mine I don’t Wait so mine was calling the cops Oh
gosh I don’t really have good being a woman Oh gosh Yeah the woman was the
worst one on this It wasn’t that it was just because it was Wait while we’re
here I’m curious This is Sierra Sierra Sier is like the star of this now I
would say Um what’s the most interesting story or thing that you’d like to share at all
Just like in general like a general Yeah Yeah Know if it helps you to be specific
uh within the last 5 years what’s something you’d like to share that’s happened Um that you’d like to
share or don’t mean to like ask you to share something you don’t want to
Truth or dare Um Okay What’s made you laugh the most ever
that you can remember What’s made me laugh the most ever that I can remember That’s kind of hard cuz I feel like I
laugh at everything So you know it gets to a point where I just kind of It’s fine Yeah You help me Help me She needs
specific questions I just don’t want to ask the wrong ones cuz I don’t want to touch a sore spot So no it’s fine Just
ask it Just ask it Uh I know too much What celebrity do you
like the least I know this one I know the answer to this one man I feel
impressed [ __ ] Sabrina Carpenter Dude I can’t stand her I Sabina help refresh
my memory Who is she If I ever see her on the street man I don’t know what I’m gonna do but why don’t you like her Are
you just player hating Okay you know what I hope I Are you player hating or is this like you hating her Okay hold on
Why you hating her Okay so I hope that he never sees this Uh no I don’t even want to look at her Sabrina Carpenter Is
that’s her Yes Yes that’s okay Like let me explain Okay so I had this guy um I’m
not gonna say his name because you know I just don’t want to share John Doe but yeah but he was a love of my life I
loved him so much And you know he’s like me He’s Mexican but he had this like
obsession with white girls and he loved her so much And you know I’m not that
I’m not blonde with like you know blue eyes and stuff So he would just go on and on about her And I remember one time
he told me he was like “Whenever I die I want all of my stuff to go to Sabrina Carpenter.” How how did you’re very
young Was he a person Was he is he older Um yeah Uh yeah he’s older than me right
now Like when he said 26 So when he said this was like 18 So a 24y old man had
that loves Sabrina Carpenter and and he has like a he’s a functioning human in society Yes Interesting But like it just
got to me and like now whenever I hear her music like when people bring her up I just I can’t stand to hear it That’s a
that’s a hardcore fan right there I don’t even know I mean I felt that way about Britney Spears when I was 14 You
know I like feel like I can’t say too much because I’m the same way with um like I don’t know if y’all know who uh Pesluma is but like I’ve had this one
guy that I was dating get really insecure about the fact that I love Pesluma Yeah he is But like I love
Pesluma with the love You don’t know Shout out to
Peso if you ever seen that Look at him He’s like “How the fuck?” It’s a It’s a popular like crossover song It was like
a Mexican song that people people really love it I’m out of the loop on this end
It’s like you know people loved it White people
were like “Hey more [ __ ] with it Got loved it.” Same thing We didn’t need to understand it
that one You know you don’t have to understand it If if it sounds good it’s what people like I like how Stephanie
already knew who I was going to say Yeah Who do you like the most What celebrity you [ __ ] with the most Do you think
you’d get along with the most Peso Bluma Peso Can you one one that’s in a white
white person’s language Who’s your favorite white celebrity I’m joking Uh honestly like a white person that I
think I would really like Yeah They don’t exist I mean I don’t really
like hang out or like talk to white people I just hang out with Mexicans and talk to Mexicans listen to Mexican music
So I can’t really Could you have guessed that You know what’s funny though Remember what happened last week I wouldn’t have either I went to my
dermatologist Oh man Okay I don’t want No that was
interesting He says because like whenever I was taking her somewhere the other day I’m like “Put on your favorite song.” And it was cool like it wasn’t
any it was like anything pop culture or white or mainstream It was like some
random like some she was cool some music actually Okay So I will say that that
song was by a group called um for and they are pretty mainstream right
now So like they are like a mainstream group mainstream group But I feel like to a typical white person it’s like oh
like this is so different I’m not going to lie like a lot of that [ __ ] I think a lot of the uh like I think it’s cool but
I do like the fact that that’s coming back like for Hispanics or whatever to
actually like [ __ ] music that’s we’re allowing them to like sang in like his
like Mexican like or Hispanic [ __ ] we can’t you know what I mean I love it because everything like for a while like
I feel like when we were growing up that [ __ ] nobody was that [ __ ] wasn’t popular It’s like you almost feel like you were
ostracized It’s like people wanted to stay away from that Like there was a lot of Mexican dudes I knew that were like I
don’t [ __ ] speak Spanish Guy was trying to speak Spanish to me I don’t like they wanted to separate themselves from like speaking Spanish and and [ __ ]
like that and listening to Spanish speak They’re getting with the times It’s like no I mean I think I mean society
progressing is like my take on Yeah Yeah Yeah Absolutely Yeah Yeah For sure I just think it’s interesting Do you you
know what I mean Yeah It’s cool It’s cool to live through a transition of seeing that from going from that state
to actually seeing culture and society become more accepting because now it’s like you’re getting a lot of these like
over time group like I know about them like they’re [ __ ] blowing up and
stuff and yeah group is like a big ass like [ __ ] Tahano group and it’s like
I remember like Tahano [ __ ] was always like looked at like oh no that’s real like Mexican [ __ ] I don’t I don’t really
listen to that But now it’s cool that that type of [ __ ] is mainstream and they’ve also mixed it with like rap and
stuff like that Yeah Well I don’t know if anyone else I need to take a quick break
Yeah I got y’all keep going Would y Does anyone else need I know y’all keep going
I just don’t know if I’m the only one I mean I feel like a break would you know be fine I can take a break Cool Pause it
Of course not We are back And we’re back man It’s a It’s storming out there
It’s We We at least have a little bit of rain but we’re finally getting some Yeah it’s finally happening It’s not just a
lightning show It’s very nice you know and made some cheese sticks in the air
fryer which um the air fryer I’ll say this right now it’s a device that I’m a
deep fryer you know I’m a deep fry man and I’m always a good deep fry man
Always going to be But uh the air fryers are quite freaking efficient They do a pretty good job They really have to
respect them They’re healthier for what what putting soaking something in a
vat of boiling grease isn’t healthy Interesting Interesting All right Well we’re back here and sounds like fake
news So while Sierra’s eating these mozzarella Okay by all means I would
like to share something that happened last week By all means I was about to ask you
would you like to share something that happened appointment And of course this is the
first time I’ve ever been to this office this clinic met this doctor So this guy comes in very nice looking white man I
like the sound of this And you know I like where this is going We have the whole appointment everything
He’s like “Okay you know you’re you’re good to go.” He walks out closes the door and then Sir how do we tell her
that she’s Mexican So why is my skin dark Says “You know I
don’t really like white guys but that was that man was a very nice man to look at.”
And as soon as we walk out he’s literally like back face from us like 2
feet from the door Okay as we’re walking out of still in the room and it’s like
it was just funny cuz we like awkwardly silently walked away like walked right
past him and like Yeah she even said she like made eye
contact with like the nurse or the like physician assistant or something and
like how she kind of smirked at her Yeah Yeah Okay No it’s just funny I’m glad you brought that up I’m glad you brought
that up I’m glad you brought that up That’s why I’m joking Um and again you can answer and I answer
uh whatever but you mentioned so what’s the largest gap in years that you’ve had
with somebody that you’ve uh you said something early tonight and that’s why I’m asking like when you’re talking
about he was 24 whatever And I know and that’s fine I’m just curious what the largest gap in years is someone that
you’ve dated in or talked to Okay You know what I’ll be honest Um the biggest
gap so far has been 25 years And this
was what age 20 Okay
Well at least it’s legal Yeah That’s what’s important Yeah You know Yeah So
yeah You know other than that you know hey it’s interesting Did you ever date a guy that you put him
in a a bad situation just by even talking to him What do you mean What do you mean how
Were you ever underageed but you like approached and like you you’re cool with dating an older guy but you know that
like man this is a risk for him be seeing you No No No I’ve never That’s
good No Yeah I didn’t think so This is you know it’s an interesting thing It’s
interesting thing Okay I really like this piercing I don’t know
what do you call that She’s It’s the top of her nose Um it’s called a bridge
piercing Bridge piercing And like how long ago did you get that And like at
what point did you know you wanted to get that Um I’ve had it for two years
And um so basically I was wanting to get a facial piercing that I knew wasn’t
very common and one that you know my friends didn’t have because I have a friend that’s known for like her lip
piercings one that’s known for like a septum piercing but there’s never been
anybody I guess in my friend groups like brave enough to get you know something
never seen it I mean I’m sure I have like in a photo of someone but not like somebody out and about I I did a slimmer
thing whenever I graduated high school I got them my lip pierced right here you know cuz I want almost the same idea
that I feel like you had you know you want to get a piercing and be unique you know but um yeah that’s interesting
Thank you So I’m I’m curious and you have to do this and it’s easy but I want
you any question you want I want you to come up with a question to ask each of
us Actually I have one for Chris Okay we’ll start with him but you have to do each of us Okay So one question I wanted
to ask you was at what age did you start um referring to women generally as
broads Get to the mic Get to the mic so the viewers can hear the response and you
know so so nobody nobody gets it twisted
It would have probably it would have probably been at some point When did we meet
Probably my late 20s early 30s like you know it’s like it’s not necessarily
a like it’s a step shy of [ __ ]
but you know but it’s not that [ __ ] It’s like I don’t know It’s one of those things where like it’s genuinely it’s
not like it’s from a bygone era Yeah it is kind of one of those things where
it’s just like it kind of throws people for a loop when you say it It’s like what are you broads up to So what the
[ __ ] is a broad And honestly yeah honestly you know like what is a who
like I think one of the only other people in my life that I’ve ever heard
refer to women as broads is Brooklyn Montgomery
[ __ ] used to call like she used to call Yeah My sister’s best friend’s going broads Yeah Yeah That girl
actually uh Yeah Hope she’s alive right Yeah She shut up and cheek and about it
But shout out Brooke Hope you’re doing good That’s awesome Yeah She used to She would call women broads Yeah And so it
was like one of those things where it was like you watch old movies and [ __ ] you’re like “Oh these broads blah blah
blah.” Yeah It’s like it’s just one of those things where it’s like people will take it as derogatory Yeah
For me it’s like a friendly fun word I never have thought of it as derogatory ever So about like Yeah I don’t know
It’s just one of those words where it’s like what why why did you ask Well I
mean literally Yeah The first time I met him he called me a broad so well both of
us broads But I was there’s more depth to that though cuz they were in the same room and he was walking in there and he
literally thought it was her sister I thought you were either my sister or I
thought you were a person I had already met before and there’s history Your back
was towards the door So I walked in the room and I saw Stephanie Is there any
left There’s there’s a couple there too And I thought you were Take take them now if you want So I was like “Oh hey
what are you broads up to?” And then you turned around and you were like “Oh.” And I was like “Good stuff.”
The question stands Yeah Like the question did not go away The funny thing
is I’m cur I’m curious like if you want to go in and you see a couple women there what what’s the easy what’s the
thing Would you say “Hey what are you girls up to?” But it’s also better than saying “What are you [ __ ] up to?”
Not really Well had you ever heard it before If it if it was if it was anyone else never even heard broad story would
be a fine question to ask That’s interesting because obviously I wouldn’t second guess you on asking me that kind
of question but for somebody who was like doesn’t know who you are She didn’t
even know like the broads She’s like you just opened her up She learned about broads Those classic movies and things
there’s this like Yeah That’s why I found it funny when the shock value of it is Yeah It’s a good question
It was just funny when Sierra came to me and she was like “So um why why did he
call me abroad?” I was like “No [ __ ] You go.” And I’m
like “Exactly.” All right So okay Um yeah The next you have to ask you know
you can go in anywhere you want Oh hang on Chat GPT and all this is giving me apparently broads have negative
connotations Okay Okay Jail It’s straight to jail Oh my god
Negative connotations outdated usage You’re in my world right now You can’t do that Hang on Chris Hold on Hang on
World This is the pug in the potato is cool with it No hold on No Chris is
going to re-education camp Alternative terms Instead of using broad it is more
respectful and appropriate to use the term women or girls What are you women
up to That would sound creepier That would sound creepy if Chris walked in there and said “Hey what are you women
up to?” That would be weird That would be so weird That would come across as so creepy Yes What’s your question What is
a woman That’s funny I just think it’s hilarious
them being like I just love that AI is like [ __ ] sweating probably It’s like
safe response call them girls or lady to casually cuss with like talking to me
last night Casually cussed when I was like meaning the word damn Damn But still man
sounds like a damn good situation Bro didn’t yours I was sucking So I forgot
to mention this Matthew but when I was using chat GBT they referred to me as bro
after a term like after a medical question And I think it was after like a medical question or a conversation about
medical stuff and like when you signed in and created did you create an account
and it it knows your woman Yes I did No the reason I would hope so cuz they know
that I have a daughter That’s a hallucination and a [ __ ] Yes On the part of AI
Yeah I thought they were just trying to be cool Like they were trying to No they were They they messed up by not doing
the female uh replace that with the female version of it They didn’t say broad Yes they didn’t say broad as as
somebody So you’re Sierra You’re you know you’re young You’re you’re 20 years old and you’re growing up with part of
the part of the generation You know what What gen is she I don’t even know Z Okay
You’re Gen Z Azizer Azizer Gen Z How do you feel about a lot of the mainstream
like stuff that’s How do you feel about like yourself and culture Like what do you feel like the mainstream is versus
yourself How do you line up Um do you agree with it I mean I would say that there’s some
like mainstream ideals that I don’t like really agree with but I mean overall I
feel like I align with most of what some of what my generation like might believe
in But like I don’t think that I really look like you know people’s
like idea of what people of my generation look like I don’t know how to explain but yeah Yeah No I think I hear
just I think maybe uh an example of that is just like whenever I asked you to play a song that was your favorite and I
I was very it was not what I expected to hear as far you know
but yeah Oh there’s none on the left Damn
Yeah Damn They’re quick There it is So yeah No Oh no She’s she’s a germaphobe of the
highest degree She’s she’s a germaphobe It’s crazy Don’t care Yeah So no Yeah
Next Who’s the next question for is not a germaphobe by the way No he’s not No
Um so I was going to ask you what is it When did you get involved with crypto
Right I heard a little bit That’s a good question When Oh snap Or like you know how did you get like introduced to it or
what made you want to be like “Oh I want to get into this.” Like it was 2017 So that was in and like I so it’s 2017 I’d
heard of like actually getting like I I mean I’d heard about it back like
Bitcoin came out in like 2008 after the sub prime market crash Satoshi Namoto it
is I don’t know if you know the history of Bitcoin Probably not Maybe not It’s it’s actually quite fascinating like so
there’s a huge housing market crash happened in 2008 and an anonymous white
paper was released like white paper like anonymous like you know document that outlined the idea for uh basically
bitcoin as a financial instrument that was uh against financial institutions
and they couldn’t find you know find a way to whatever people money that’s so in 2017 it was I was literally at that I
was listening to a radio show and I knew about Bitcoin and they’re just casually talking about it and I was just like “Oh
yeah I thought about messing around with the crypto and I just at that point I’m like “Oh yeah I’m going to look into it.” And start messing around with it
and that was like 2017 and yeah and then like many things I get into you know I
get really into them and but I was like it’s 2017 and I know I mean yeah and I
know a lot about it I don’t know if there’s like things you want to know but it was like 2017 It was casually uh
driving to work and I remember it was like in the morning radio show and I remember Junior Miller mentioned something about the value of Bitcoin I’m
like “Oh yeah.” So and from there it just kind of opened the door to me
really getting into it to where I don’t know if you know I I even made a cryptocurrency for our podcast called
Mamecoin Oh wow Yeah No I didn’t Oh yeah Yeah Get that get that Mamecoin man Yeah
So there’s an actual like Mike and me coin Okay Yeah But yeah So yeah Yeah
That’s uh you know that’s that’s how if there’s any specific thing about it or
just curious about it in general Um I was just curious in general So yeah I mean I guess if you have other questions
I you can ask me I know more I know too much about it
Okay And then for you I have a kind of hypothetical question Hypothetical I like that Um I mean it’s a very simple
question Yeah If you could change your birthday to any other day what day would
you choose and why October 31st cuz it’s my favorite holiday I [ __ ] love Halloween Oh okay Damn it Right I mean
you know I was kind of looking for someone that would have been like “Oh like you know like uh like February 29th
like a leap year birthday.” I was hoping you would have answered with something like that But that’s an interesting thing to say Well you didn’t have any
hopes for my answer Why would you impose hoping on him like that Yeah I know That’s that’s my birthday Yeah it’s a
good question You weren’t prepared for him to have an answer immediately like that huh I mean I was but you know I was just
hoping that it wasn’t dense enough He let you down It wasn’t meaningful enough and esoteric and deep enough Yeah Yeah
Yeah That Yeah It needed to be more deep and dense not like something that I have a childhood memory attachment to and
like something that has deep sentimental So you have a construct kind of an idea of what you hoped his answer would be I
think Bear wants to go in your lap I think you might want to do more than that in my lap I’m worried Yeah Bear’s going to your leg Bear’s going to hump
your leg Oh boy Interesting Interesting Interesting Mhm We’re having fun I’m
Jimmy Glick What about this one Okay So okay What Oh okay So my question for you
is also like a hypothetical type question So if you could go back to any
point in your life and change any event that happened like big or small without it affecting the outcome of your life
like what would you want to change It could be something like oh getting donuts instead of like I don’t know
muffins on like March 31st like 200 seven or something
But this is a tough
one I would say
like having any kind of conversation with dad before I saw him
last before like the whole COVID thing happened because obviously like there
was a time when CO happened and like they had us like all on lockdown
like if you didn’t have like an like an assistant whenever he was in the hospital job Yeah Yeah cuz like they
told us like she couldn’t even visit them And so I basically was like “Well I’m going to do the right thing and I’m
going to like basically stay at the little house.” Yeah And like not be around them So everybody quarantine like
getting anyone sick Yeah It was a mess So then he obviously he got sick
and went to the hospital and that’s when they were like “Oh you know he has to be by himself Like you can’t no one can
stay with him.” So the last conversation I like remember having was like “Hey Dad
you know whenever you’re gone like I’d like to have your wallet Like that’s one thing that I want to like have from
you.” Which was a weird thing for me to even say cuz like I never really talk like that Yeah cuz deep down you wanted
the truck Well technically I have the truck Okay there we go
Um but no that was like the last conversation like that I remember having with him in person So I would say like
actually having more time with him I think she was looking for something fun
I’m joking That’s terri I’m joking No but I mean it’s like it’s that’s what I would choose It’s a good answer Yeah
that’s a real answer That’s what I wanted It wasn’t getting donuts on a random day Yeah
No I know she appreciated that one So you set her up No I like it That’s awesome Well it’s
getting kind of late right Um we normally do this thing like at we end with re recommendations of the week
where each of us literally recommend anything at all And um so I guess if
someone wants to start so you can see like the what’s your wreck for the week Um recommendation of the week Uh let’s
see I’m about I don’t want to I was about to go to one I feel like I’ve already said
before and I and I don’t want to say you don’t want to piggyback on yourself No one thing I feel like we’ve had some
we’ve had we’ve done so many episodes that there’s it’s it’s getting hard to make sure we don’t piggy back and uh
Well I mean I have one of them I can circle back to you Yeah Awesome So I would recommend to anybody you can piggy
back I would recommend to anybody if y’all want to have a dessert y’all should eat
a blueberry buttermilk pie because I made two more of those like yesterday
and they and you brought them there So no my family ate them Okay so funny story Hold on Hold on Okay so kind of
funny story So I have this great aunt great great aunt right who just turned 90 And so she was having a pretty old
Yes she was having a birthday party today So me and Stephanie like I asked
Stephanie I was like “Hey like what do I bring to a birthday party for a 90-year-old woman and we were going back
and forth and I was like “You know what I’ll just bring her like something that you [ __ ] up.” I’ll tell you that cuz they’ll tell you They’ll be like “It’s
good but it it’s not.” Yeah So So like we were going back So we
were going back and forth and I was like “Okay you know what I’m going to like make her like one of those pies that we made cuz they turned out really good And
so I told my family I was like “Yeah I’m making this pie for you know our aunt.” And they’re like “Oh okay Well we want
one too.” And I was like “Okay I’ll make two of them.” So I made two and basically it was going to be a surprise
birthday party for my great aunt But she ended up getting sick with pneumonia So we cancelled the birthday party today
And then it was kind of funny cuz my family you know we we were
hold on hold on It’s not that part No it’s not It’s not that part that was funny but
like my family um like we were eating one pie Like I told them I was like “Hey like this pie is for us This pie is for
her Don’t touch this one pie.” And so my family was like “It’s cancelled Well you know that sucks.” They’re like “But
anyway we can eat both pies now you know so that’s nice Trying to just get that pie.” Yeah So both pies are gone already
We ate both pies Well hopefully hopefully Grant lives to taste
one of your pies Yeah I really hope so It would be really upsetting if she didn’t Yeah Yeah It would be my
recommendation of the week Quit quit trying to get to the front row and just enjoy your spot Enjoy where you’re at
quit trying to you know we’re all everybody’s in the you know a lot of us are in the rat race and don’t realize it
And there’s there’s no point in you know you’re living in the good old days This is it So just you know stop stop trying
to get to a place where you think everything’s going to be better and it’s all going to be blue skies and sunshine
because you know that doesn’t happen signs and lollipops
So um my recommendation which might have been a recommendation in the past I
don’t know for sure You’re open to anything as long as you haven’t done before Every day once a day give
yourself a little present Give I love it That’s the first time anybody’s That’s
all I love it I’m pretty sure I’ve said it before No you haven’t Or or in parks and Rex term treat yourself Matthew’s
never said that That’s awesome I love that’s a No the thing is I hope I have because that that’s my wife That’s
nowhere for each other I don’t think you ever have That’s a Yes I have never done
it What a quote Yes What a quote Because the thing is is that it have if we were
to repeat ourselves it the [ __ ] would the room would implode Yeah So if we would already said it you know what I
mean If we pou oursel the room would just So no we’ve never said that before What’s yours
Uh I love silences This right now reminds me of the Pulp Fiction line where it’s like where they talk about
maybe some kind of they talk about the sneaky reference to a wife No there’s no
wife in this sarcastic There’s no wife in this This is serious Okay Okay We’re
getting We’re getting some serious information Yeah Trying to find trying to find a way to say the seriousness of
it It’s more existential and individual than that There’s much more gravity to
this than there’s always
an excuse to not wash your Yeah Be open
to fully fully learning about
yourself in a way to where ex you know
accepting you are who you are regardless of anything But like that society might
think of thing like might have labels on how they do things They’re not selling sexual or anything weird like that but
just like uh everyone’s unique
and labels on things and understanding scientifically of things don’t really matter but be open to learning and
accepting just categorically the genetics of who you are Well it’s like uh kind of like
Einstein’s quote about everybody everybody’s a genius in their own right
Yeah But if you judge a fish by his ability to climb a tree he’ll live his whole life thinking failure Yeah Exactly
So yeah that’s a good one Yeah I like it Be you Stop trying to conform to everybody else’s [ __ ] or to to try and
fit it be a a round a round peg in a square hole or whatever Yeah Take it many ways Be I love it Yeah that’s great
Well there’s only there’s only one thing to say Did Chris do one Oh I did Oh you
Yeah Yeah I don’t have anything about to be like man say but you have to have one
I I don’t know It could be anything Don’t simple have anything That’s it
Yeah Sometimes if you don’t if you don’t have something to bring then don’t bring anything at all No sometimes sometimes
it’s better to don’t force situation I think I’ve said don’t force it before So we’re just whenever you don’t have one
we’re just going to say moment of silence Don’t force it No we’ll just say that’s the mo that’s we’ll just say bang
bang bang