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hello and welcome to the Mikey Me podcast thank you for joining us in our little corner of the universe we hope

that uh this podcast finds you well and with a mind that is ready that is open

and ready to be fertilized with fruitful thoughts Amen

brother thoughts Amen brother amen well I blacked out what happened yeah it’s uh

Sunday again we’re here to it is here to try and edify you bring lift you up

hopefully not put you down like the Mavericks put us down yeah the Mavericks they hurt our feelings they they’re down

two games God to how many two games Zero To None So the first to four wins and I

I still have faith still have faith but uh you know it’s being Sunday

and I was I’ll lay down for power naaps all

like all the you know pretty fairly often like 10 I’ll set a timer 10 15 minutes

or whatever but I never really fall asleep but I just go into like shut down

meditation mode you know relaxing my whole body doing breathing exercises and I gain a benefit from it like I get a

Mindful and a body rest even though it’s not total sleep but

today I fell asleep for like an hour and a half which is on I put I might I might

successfully nap during the day like actually fall asleep once every other year like I literally don’t fall like

it’s like I I I can’t but today I did and I heard that a similar condition might have

occurred in the Smith household where and you think you have you think you know might have caused it I have a theory dude I know I think I have a good

idea what caused it um and actually well and actually uh I kind of made a of

possible things but at at the top I think uh we need to talk about the power

of the Pug part two cuz power of the Pug cuz I don’t this make sure you get a

good shot of that one there uh yeah she’s she’s you can barely see her so this is this is not the pug that you

normally see you’ve heard it whenever Mikey wanted people to know we didn’t have a chicken in here earlier on

because she would make some some quite interesting sounds but this here’s Lily pug potato’s sister who

has sadly been caged most of her life because she’s so energetic and we have

the baby and we had had a chance to pugnacious yeah we hadn’t had a chance to really condition her for you know

being free roaming and Mikey and Chris they’re they’re like Brothers to me

Mikey is a man who is if you’re a listener you know we learned not long

ago just like I lost Master Chief my cat he he tragically lost Harley and I saw I

just Stephanie actually my wife was her idea but was talking about I know Chris

loves loves this dog too but I was like man Mikey needs a dog in in his life and

and Stephanie is kind of I don’t know how serious to but she floated the idea of of you know you know seeing if he

might want to adopt or take on whatever you wanted to say Lily and I was like oh

my gosh that’s like the perfect idea like because like the way you got Harley he he happened to you you didn’t

get him intentionally it just things worked out and he’s basically like he was just meant to be your dog yeah and

this isn’t quite as random as that no was but still this was a scenario where you weren’t looking for one no and this

this this poor little pug needs a home that can give him love give her love

give her love cuz she’s just and locked in a cage all the time and just to be able to just her sitting in

his lap like this is maret a market improvement from she would just be so

crazy all over the place cuz she was trapped all the time but her ability to actually just sit here in your lap and

chill oh yeah it is it’s like a huge drastic improvement she’s

gotar see potato has learned how to sit behind me but gets annoying because I have to yeah can’t lean back she might

like to sit behind you but you’d have to adjust your your posture no yeah man she’s a she’s a blessing but yeah so

that that all that to say you there’s a be another pug even

though this pug has been here the whole time she has she’s been uh sto stowed away but now now Mikey uh Mikey’s

Mikey’s new daddy me and me and Chris ties into your theory of what happened

Chris and I are uh were dual parents yes yeah I figured Chris and on because

Chris talked about it so much I was like almost like M offer to Chris but I’m like eh I mean Chris will basically be

like his dog in the same way Harley was exactly and that and I know you’re really into taking when you take Harley

out and be active and do stuff with him and with Chris’s schedule I just didn’t think that he would probably like be

able to do that sort of thing as much you know yeah yeah or want to I don’t know but like you like you would just

probably cruise on with Harley sometimes yeah yeah oh yeah no he would usually go with go out with me in the morning stuff

like that but then that was the thing too is that it’s like Harley also had the night shift cuz then Chris would get home and Harley would leave me night and

I’d be like where’d he go and he’s out there eating Water Burger with Chris at 4 in the morning little yeah and then

Chris would well then Chris would go to the gas station and Harley ride with him he be out there riding with him at the gas station late at night so yeah no

it’s very like you said it was very much both hard dog um I think a dog’s love is

something your heart needs in a way Chris just doesn’t yeah maybe cuz I remember

remember when Chris got a dog a long time ago and he was sold a a fake bill of goods oh that no but he loved that

dog no I’m actually he didn’t love it but I don’t think that dog was what it was told it would be it’s a puppy it

looked like it could be I and I just one of the most disgusting dog feces scenarios I’ve ever

encountered involved this dog coming over to an apartment I had with my girlfriend at the

time and it was in a cage but but the moment you took him out he had the little tile like entryway right when you

walk in MH if literally liquid shite just imagining how that might look

that’s exactly what happened and he just shot out liquid shite oh god oh much of

it like I don’t know how it didn’t come out when on the tri trip like there was

so much of it it was like throw up that was like of a full stomach came out the

ass and it liquid [ __ ] dude that’s literally all I could think and it from

then I mean that taint I mean obvious that was the like first impression I got from this dog his dog they was supposed

to be big right bones my dog the dog was always in a cage didn’t get big out just figure baby’s like a fish it’s like I

think it only grew to the size of it uh of it envir environment oh uh but yeah

no about uh rip yeah he was a good boy bones is a good boy regardless of his

breed or size he’s a good boy um but but no yeah what happened well I think the

reason what happened when I fell asleep was this pug I think it was it released some type of neurotoxin gas and Chris Chris luckily

wasn’t in the room so he wasn’t affected he wasn’t all right but it put me out

pretty good he saw the he saw the aftermath I was out dude so was the Pug ain’t no joke yeah you get you sit down

and CH and that pug curls up next to you you’re like oh you taking nap I I I don’t want to leave I don’t want you to

nap alone out dude I was zonked out and I woke up and I’m like hey I’m like going to be like over an hour late to

Matts that’s awesome oh and you called me and basically woke me up whenever I messaged you earlier like oh he was also

be 6:30 and which means I was hoping you be here by seven you want more pizza

Chris uh I mean you each have your own you know oh well we’re just splitting this one until we finish it and then

we’ll finish that look at see that’s is that just like an unspoken way Brothers do things no I don’t know I just seem

like thing to do we both had we can just split do you like Ranch Mikey yeah I like Ranch do you want it with your

pizza I might but I might have to put this pug now dude she is getting like she wants to in it but she’s she’s not

demanding like potato no you’re she’s not demanding she’s just trying to take it she’s not demanding anything she just

seems like she wants to take it yeah she does and she might want some hot sauce yeah let’s

give her hot sauce yeah so the power the power of the Pug power powerful you haven’t even had a 24

yet so what’s yeah we had a whole Adventure took her took her and got coffee no but how did yesterday let’s

how did it start off I heard something cool happened early on so you came over so yeah so I I came over last night

after I got off work it’s like I came over um hung out with uh Matthew and them in

the Pug for a while and kind of you know we all enjoyed uh the pugs company with the other with potato pug and uh we hung

out and then I ended up leaving I took the Pug home they did the farewell they gave a little collar and a leash and

Matthew and Stephanie held sat there and had their arms around each other and watched me like I was their kid going

off to school yeah I was just you know it was sad he all growing up this Bittersweet and uh we rode off into the

uh into the Moonlight cuz the sun had already set yeah and uh yeah she she

kept jumping in my lap the whole time and then got her got to the house and

went back to the room and uh Chris and I were hanging out and I was sitting over

there by Chris’s bed and I picked her up and put her on I was like yeah here check this out like cuz I want to get comfortable I wanted her to get

comfortable with hanging out on Chris’s bed like you know hey you sleep up here and she knew chis fairly well from all his visits and you know had a more of an

affection for this dog than potato yeah yo absolutely this is this is Chris’s dog but she

uh she like sat there on his bed like for a minute and I’m looking at Chris and she’s just circling and I just hear

Chris say she’s [ __ ] and I look over so what she doing oh yeah he’s like what she what’s she doing I look over and she

was just like man she was she was arched up on that bed she was yeah and she and

she was just squat down and uh she was dropping one she was dropped up but the good thing about it it was a hot it was

solid it was like a little it was it was about a Kachi size was ni Sol a piece of sh like a like like a kach is a nice

piece of [ __ ] yeah I mean it’s how you want the dog it to be no we appreciate you fed her solid

food I’m glad that uh I’m glad didn’t have a bones experience I’m glad that she wasn’t pissing you know that would

have been that would have been real bad nasty as poop is you definitely want an enemy you can

see that versus one that the one that just immediately penetrates your defense

what you’re capable of Defending against yeah I mean you definitely don’t want a girl that does that like happened once

oh Johnny Depp oh yeah in Denton oh yeah I’d stopped dating her whenever this

happened but I forgot that you were D this person passed out on the couch

during a party you know got pretty wasted and I dat her before but like

yeah this as many he did and I’m like s honestly I could I couldn’t even remember her name if I told you but um I

know I I couldn’t I didn’t she remember she got up and left with the N sense of urgency when she did

wake up and we came to find out there’s a reason for that urgency as this this

person who had passed on her couch soiled themselves sheated upon the couch

and it was it was it was very wet a fair amount very wet fair amount of did instant damage controls we could get in

salt and water and dude it was like that like y like constant fighting off an enti man I feel bad I feel bad for how

embarrassed you had to be CU at a party to to get so junky pissed

someone’s couch that’s pretty bad was a lot of tinkle y it was pretty bad man it

was a a like a considerable amount so bad I think if that happened to me

somewhere I would all of a sudden I’d get called in to work people would be like Mike what do you mean be like I’m

on I’d be like I’m on call they’re like you cut grass it’s 30 my grandpa’s um my

my my uncle blew [Laughter] up oh I’m I apologize I didn’t I forgot

is we’ll just move on from there tell Gina not to listen to this

one yeah I’m gonna yeah or tell her to wait a year you might would she might maybe just that

small part knowing me how would she take that joke I don’t know I don’t not it might be what she needs more than

anything I don’t know not right now I don’t think right now right now like trust me trust me Matt um

um yeah so the the Pug blew up that bed she did yeah it was a healthy it was a

healthy other than that other than that pretty solid experience like she’s

never even like she sleep she been sleeping in a cage pretty much her whole life actually slept with you protection

yeah she slept uh slept last night slept in the bed and then today she napped yep um she’s your alarm clock now she’s yeah

apparently like I woke up and she saw as soon as she saw life for me she’s like Hey we’re up let’s do stuff yeah like I

said potato was that way we had to she had to learn that and they might go back to sleep and then she would learn to

accept it but yeah early on as soon as her a wakes she’d be up like okay I’m ready to go ready eat bathroom or

something but not potato sleep all day went out and had had some fun she met some people went to the food store pet

food store I got a new caller yeah she got a little Spike you talked about literally like getting for pugs from day

one I know and I knew like she’s going to make it happen right away yeah and I got her a little spike collar that was

like on your list of like immediate things to do yeah felt like it fit her she needed her own little

collar dude it’s some some sick gear so we’re going to get do the to drip this

little pug out uh but yeah no man it’s been great thank you she’s she’s uh

she’s very much appreciated it’s it’s an act of love and kindness in a way that

makes me feel good like in a way hardly anything does that’s awesome which I know that’s weird but just like I say as

much for her just because I feel a pug shouldn’t be in a cage all day and like no they’re so adventurous and just happy

yeah and potato so spoiled just like to know that she’s going to to y’all and

it’ be such a great situation it yeah know I just I don’t know why

he’s not crying he’s never cried before the doctor said that there’s something with his tear ducts or something they

can’t cry it’s funny talking about crying well about see this involves my wife but she doesn’t listen so right I

could I just talking about like there been there have been times where just

looking at my daughter and thinking about the having her and stuff has made me so happy like to I’ve teared up you

know when like I don’t cow about things but like there was just like and and Stephanie was saying how oddly enough

like I don’t think like she’s like I know what you’re saying and I’ve like cried from happiness but other than when

she was like born like the like Elation of joy and not just like the pain ending but the happy there that she doesn’t

think she’s like been moved to tears just by like looking at her thinking of her I’m like well so you don’t really love our daughter women are cold dark I

was like I was like it’s cuz she’s a girl she’s a little boy they’re cold dark soulless practically just voidless

of they have just enough soul to make them human and is voidless an oxy outside of probably that’s not the point

avoid this would be like to be full like void to be void L would mean you have

don’t have void so be like so you guys get what I’m trying to say though

they’re um no that kind of like the other day you misused a word I no that’s cool just make this about me

like is the one who brought it up no that’s fine y’all brought it up and brought me down I was just trying to make a point uh really it was supposed

to joke it was supposed to be a joke about women just being cold oh so you

wanted to be sex except for my mom my mom’s nice and my mom and your mom and

and my wife when she yeah your wife she’s not my sister your uh your your your mom’s mom your wife my sister not

the same person she could have been she could have

been um you know everybody’s mother except outside of everybody’s mother

would so close to Chris and maybe like she existed outside of being y

sister I’m just kidding I mean women aren’t heartless I well they’re pretty terrible they’re capable things in was a

joke in a unique way just as men are just as men are yeah that’s good so oh

yeah and I know a lot of girly men man I know more girly men men men girly men

men men so yeah kind of this talk um I needed to do another fatherhood recap I

definitely think I’m falling behind how is it going they’re getting e do you still like it you want to try and rehome the baby like you did the Pug maybe re

home the Bab could you bring me one of those big old double silver bullets and old Double B I

don’t think you hurt me no he did he just is like I can’t this mothering the fatherhood man it’s again

I think it’s kind of that she hasn’t really said she’s she’s made sounds that are getting closer to sounding like

something like d Mama or something or hi but again I think that’s just kind of

like an excitement sound uh but no yeah it’s just

again this is learning the subtle ways to adjust the managing of her like we’re trying to get her on a better nap during

the day time schedule but it’s I’m guessing a good a fair amount of

babies like they don’t want to sleep but they do but it’s weird because you know they do and and some do but she she’ll

fights sleep at night and there’s a whole process I’ll go through I used to fight sleep at night and then my mom you

want know what she used to do with me she would shake me or she would hold me she would hold me upside down pat your

booty until the blood rushed to my head she’d watch and see when my when I was turning color and then it’s like when she flip

me back when she flipped me back I’d get lightheaded and my head would Bobble I

could see that being something my head would I would do like this but she didn’t do this but then she would right

where my head would Bobble when she flipped me back that she’ into a sway and I would just she Do’s no way she did

this but I like it was just so so I’m like this yeah and I was right whenever

and then and then she would put me up and then the blood would come back and i’ get dizzy and I would like get in that in between like you stand up too

fast and then she’d shake me and it would go into this Little Rock and within

seconds how much of that’s true see that’s the thing I’m not sure

because I mean the oxygen deprivation so that’s right it could have been there’s a risk it could be fact or fiction I

don’t know so I’ve got I’ve gotten I’m the one who puts her down at night normally now I’ve got like music routine

I’ve sent people a bunch of videos where I basically programmed her to like tool

and there’s this 11 minute Tool song that normally by the end of it I get get her to fall asleep by the end of it

anybody’s asleep yeah but even then like she’s gotten to where like she’ll fall asleep and I’ll put her down and she

wake up in the transition but there’s sleep progression and all so just kind of don’t the subtle things like that

trying to get her sleep better but she have still big old girl she’s she I it’s

um yeah I can’t wait till she can talk and be your guest dude you know what I was telling Chris is that I think that

it would be awesome and I could totally see the day where you are driving you Steph the Pug the baby and and her old

Grandpa’s pickup truck down to Kell’s having I hope I hope I’ve never put a vehicle in that old truck you said a

vehicle in that old truck or never put her a baby in that truck really yeah that older freaking thing that’s I don’t

trust to make it 10 miles really mhm dude we’ll fix it yeah I got a turkey

baster some rubber bands paper some gum I’d feel comfortable going to the grocery store down the street but that’s

about it D not going put a baby in there who think I’m trying to kill my child dude I think you’re

underestimating Chevrolet okay you I think I’m accurately estimating I don’t know I

don’t think so about to estimate a lot of so your fatherhood found not ton

different you see her every week so you kind of see you know she’s she’s she’s a baby she’s on track to continue to be a

baby and probably to to grow man well I think she’s still technically an infant

I don’t know if it goes infant baby toddler um I was an INF [ __ ] a long time yeah you’re an infant to just

recently right are you still an infant no so legally you’re not an infant anymore uh-uh this is a soft thing you

kind of sensitive about this subject uh now I feel like you were for a while

well it gave me depended on how you approached it that you it depended on how people approached it most people

were pry what we talking about can you share this yeah you don’t have to it’s very personal well I don’t want to

because I don’t want to break the fourth wall I don’t want people I don’t want to be too easy to find do you feel like it makes your parents look bad no I don’t

care about that no BBE that’s the first thing no because it doesn’t make him look bad at all in my opinion because

well if you take into account the location where I was born the year yeah what planet the the planet the dimension

all of it no yeah where were you born in in park at a public hospital so it was

very it you know it was very public yeah it wasn’t women all stand in a birthing

room screaming just snatches it was just on the street actually I she gave birth to me at the bus stop that’s dude like

your mom’s tough tough just like your sister I bet she

would but yeah so what so for those reasons you when you don’t when you

aren’t given a assigned a name at Birth what what’s the protocol that they yeah

so what do they put on the birth certificate they put infant or baby boy or baby girl um but yeah that you just

got to you got to go so diet driver’s license said your name was infant infant

yeah and it was actually at one point I read an article that was saying something about how like one of the most

popular names in like Dallas County Schools or something was schools or like

Dallas County it was like infant or something all The Unwanted because I guess it happened a lot it did happen

quite a bit or maybe that some of them were named Inon and they just didn’t in

so but you so you legally had to go through the process of changing your I had to I had to go how much that cost it

was like 280 that’s 230 to 280 I change my name to anything you could change your name

to anything you can only do it so many times and such a Xbox gamertag they limit how many times you can change I

wonder if I could report your name as offensive to dang and you have to get it

changed like how Caleb and them used to change their they get their homeboy to I

do want to get personalized license Pate that says PPL mchn PPL M machine yeah that’d be pretty

cool that yeah just but people people machine is definitely the one that’s the one that’s

stuck and I I I’m proud of that one St cuz I was able to find just think of two

words yeah I was like Hey should name people machine and you were like dude that’s a good idea I was like we should

do a podcast later in life and you were like yeah yeah cuz know you know a lot people have other characters or numbers

that are meant to be letters because everything’s been taken but I was just

trying to think what are two words that s cold together that no one’s thought to

combine about 12 years ago wow and I’m more proud of that than I am my Master’s

Degree you’ve been maximizing existence for a while I know I can see on my uh it’ll it tells me how long actually I

mean no dude it’s longer because 12 years ago was 2012 bro people machine

longer than that I don’t I don’t know 2012 is the year of the world hey dude

all I know is believe that or do you all believe didn’t we talk about this before no CERN about the particle I mean what

about that whole thinging saying actually ended in 2012

when they fired it up and everything’s been a simulation since I mean that’s that’s the sil

because if how would CERN make everything a civilization no dude I’m saying I didn’t come up with the theory

but that’s a theory we could look at I mean I feel like we I could come up with a better one than that can Google it in

a minute and then you come up with the the I’m let you doing the Google night but I’ll Google it just give me the keyboard

Warrior when where does it say on your profile how long you’ve been on

here I used to say homeboy got the Bulls Gass over here Caleb got the Bulls gas

right now dude over here got his hands on his knees breathing heavy are you actually

Toronto or those just your jerseys he’s just he’s Toronto Co a

number almost like a badge that would show like Toronto back in the day whenever Vince Carter

gold V well they updated this stupid Xbox app

maybe it’s on the oh yeah they always move it around they they like moving stuff around on there they are literally ruining my

life I just don’t want to go on

anymore trying to figure out how long I’ve have my gamertag what what do we want to talk about I’ve been working on how to communicate with the

heinens with who the heinens aren’t those the people in Dune the big bad

people oh The Harens Baron Harkin yeah [Music]

yeah like those tribal people that play that weird

instrument they’re like actually able to seeing two notes at the same time which is like that’s what I’m working on so

that whenever their ships come down I’m just going be like and then all of our pugs and us are

going to ascend on the will’ll be good that makes me think of something

completely unrelated but Chris brought up last time that the term nonbinary actually I think I re learned

why that functions is an accurate description because I guess

traditionally nonbinary is referring to like uh in computer information like

everything zeros and ones bits and bites it’s binary code well in Quantum Computing like the whole shinger cat

thing basically a a cubit of data can

literally potentially be anything and that just a one zero but I guess in

describing like things that aren’t that could be one or zero they would call it non-binary as a way to describe that it

could be one or the other so I think that’s probably what

where they got it from to apply to gender stuff could be either either or yeah that makes sense still don’t make

sense yeah because instead of I’m just saying like I think as far as just thinking oh non-binary what that at

least it has like that has to be the source of for you know applying it to gender I’m

[Music] a yeah I guess yeah that makes sense there you go that’s good that’s a good

point Matt this is good to know so someone tries to say something you can throw that back at him and just be like hey I don’t know maybe could be could be

could be not you know could be could be not could be balls could be not

balls man I was just you had me thinking about Precision collisions this week you couldn’t stop thinking about

Precision collisions thinking about Precision collisions dude and I get I told you I came up with the name for the whole concept was oh yeah what was it

again substitution Theory substitution the idea of substituting any event that

would occur generally and have you’re trying to eliminate some fact some damaging Factor whether it be the humans

or something but being able to create B orchestrate and manufacture these events

to occur in a way that reduces whatever metric or damage that you’re trying to

eliminate that would would be occurring had it occurred naturally and so we’re substituting the that would have been

the real event with an orchestrated one but that’s still was able to in theory

statistically you know be the take the place of the other event that would have

occurred so theoretically it could be like saving like creating accidents without humans in them with cars and

yeah dude get AI gangs like to where it builds out to literally like there’ll be like a

AI I can hear the slogan now like creating accidents and saving lives since creating yeah creating life saving

accidents oh since 2041 sub substitution Theory buddy who

substitution I’m gonna I think how where do you submit for the Nobel prizes I think down the hall mail that in down

the hall to the left Joe would know Joe man Joe would know speaking of witch man

I dude we talking guy man God he’s always interestingly enough after

our last episode we actually gotten we’ve been in two Xbox parties together

yeah no he’s yeah know he’s popping up left and right which we made all talk about yeah that it might be the first

one of the first times I’ve ever been in a party with you yeah I mean we’re Xbox partying it

up yeah we’re just sitting there and talking not talking Stephanie was sitting there not giving me privacy I

couldn’t jack off but you know it was good yeah dude we were Xbox partying Up Normally we

haven’t we don’t cross that you used to be a hardcore destiny you know you were always oh yeah I know

yep you had he had to hang up he had to hang up his phaser I still play I just can’t play

like like I like I used to I ain’t what I was I ain’t what I used to you’re like

what’s his name right now and a Blazing Saddles uh [ __ ] Jean Wilder he was

like look at that he was like steady as a rock like yeah but I shoot with this

hand that’s like the best that’s the best line like William money and uh was

it thank you Unforgiven I don’t think I’ve actually seen Unforgiven what don’t

say it don’t say it Unforgiven you’ve never seen correct oh man say it again Chris

you’ve never seen it’s really good we put him to sleep oh

man I haven’t seen every movie Mikey I might have strong opinions on them but

but there was the dark period like whenever I went to college I know you told me this yeah but Unforgiven was

like I really didn’t see movies in this I was really interested like he wasn’t into Western and [ __ ] like that anyway

you had to Like Clockwork Orange your eyes back to watch movies during that period of time no Bird Box Bird Box Bird

Box Bird Box how about dressing up as that guy for Halloween where you just tape your eyes back yeah have Clark War

just like brainwashing treatment you know okay was thinking

casually maybe cuz I was watching tin Tay A Soldier Spy and other spy stuff

about and something else where somebody was they would just go out and like make

up an identity just you know if they’re at a bar just like make up a whole different life story to tell people just

for fun but then thinking okay of doing that but then how hard it would actually

be not to slip up you know and just accidentally you prefer say you or just

any number of ways slip up so I was like man so it almost like want a constant reminder I was thinking maybe if under

my eyelids you just get tattooed whatever your name is you every time you close your eyes you can just

see be a reminder like your name is John John dius it wouldn’t be it wouldn’t be

hard to see at all no and it’d be and probably be I don’t know it’d be a lot

easier than just reciting it to yourself and reminding no you’ll forget dude I’m telling you man I us to go to bars and

act like I was Irish I would act like I was austr obviously joke well can you do a good AUST accent yeah well do a pretty

good Australian accent not bad is that New Zealand or Australian [ __ ] I don’t know fck you make it up I don’t

know [ __ ] New Zealand Australia call it kind the same kiwi or the other one kiwi and call the other one the

insults what like the no Australians new zealands like they have like DG to

nickname when’s kiwi and I don’t know if Australians call them M kiwi and that

think are you going to get us banned in Australia and New Zealand these words [ __ ] Australians [ __ ] with us heavy

dude see yeah the term kiwi is common nickname used by new zealanders to refer to themselves in the

country there you go if you didn’t know that I knew about kiwi okay and I

thought there was one for Australian no if you call like if you call Australians

call them offended call R six they’re from did you know that if you say beer

can with a British accent it sounds like you’re saying bacon with a Jamaican

accent well I guess there’s like those ways of doing accents so they say hey just say this word or phonetically just

think of it this way and like learning but I wouldn’t say that I’m a man who does Accents well I think I think you

it’s not my thing do it right now go all right that was a good one what about

your Bob Dylan’s good do your Bob

Dylan Knocking on Heaven’s [Music] Door I just love it because you don’t

say anything just like sound like you got a kazoo in your

mouth or what is it the little thing kazoo do you think there

could be a kazoo bam you think you could like you could prob be I’m sure there one I’m sure it’s

terrible no but like a good one though they come playing kids

parties is that a thing I wonder how profitable is that bands kids party yeah

a band like a be like a I mean depends on yeah a DJ a DJ would be more viable

thing really oh look at this potato yeah yeah she wants that attention whole

jealous game now she was like yeah she’s like this is you know L’s looking at her like the nerve on you putties you you’re

not my not my pug no more oh what it about Matthew I think she just it’s cuz I gave her a bit of crust so Matt’s like

hey man I’m going to need you to give me my dog she cool she chilling I can G get Lily

yeah so yeah um well that’s good we’ that’s Wonder it’s all wonderful things

should we get to some some of the important stuff let’s get in some into these let’s get into some of these movies

moving moonwalk take a quick break hotline yeah take a quick break make sure that we’re prepared and we’ll go we

do our movie moonwalk 2012 edition be seeing

you and we’re back back we got pugs in full effect y we got we’re pugged up

Yeah we actually have the potato officer Michael and his Lily pug is with me yeah

she betrayed me because ly they’re just embracing their time with you know the

their their person that they see less yes they’re like I like this guy you like that guy

let’s oh little Spike color so movie moonwalk

2012 here we are the year that yeah year hey real quick year the world ended um

yep the mind’s predicted and you Chris said something’s been happening since then oh there was just a whole theory

about uh [Music]

we’re back there was a there was a whole Theory or something people talked about how CERN made the particle collider and

that it on that day they used it and they did their operation or their

experiment and that people are claiming that it opened up a wormhole and time is

like it opened up some type of we’re in some other dimension it’s not that uh

it’s you can look up the theory if you’d like later we can check it out and chat about it if you like but that was that’s

that whole Theory again it’s not a theory I’ve come up with I’m not I’m not Savvy enough to come up with

stuff like that mine would be something about like they don’t it’s what the largest

particle accelerator hron collider I guess where the yeah to where some movie PL you know

we were going to rip a hole in SpaceTime this this would be this would be what happens yeah looks pretty cool though

I’d like to go there take a loop around it would be pretty nice check it out go ahead and kick the tires on the place

yep CERN C RN so yeah that’s wonderful

so what do we got this year let’s you want to the best of the best

so uh I’m why don’t you lead us away take us down all right uh so these are

in no particular order of qual quality but at the at the end I will I’ll pick a

couple that I’ll I’ll be like these you need to see but it’s going to be tough this year actually cuz some some pretty

solid ones came out so uh Cloud Atlas that was one it was a technically an

independent film but very expensive took many years to make had you know there’s a lot heart in it

but you can you can tell this an independent film kind of long but it’s just just has a lot of ideas as

it puts out there and it does it keeps it kept me interested but

I feel like it’s like a 7 out of 10 like it’s pretty cool and ambitious but it did wasn’t as moving to me as it’s I

think they intended for it to be okay and what Tom tker directed I think L run

L run oh no see those because it took multiple years actually a couple the

wowski did but then Tom Tom tick was the main one Ty

YK w r so yeah Cloud Atlas I won’t worry

about showing a trailer for D Jango and Chain man so this is another solid Quinton Tarantino movie honestly I mean

I don’t know who didn’t see that movie but if you didn’t uh I don’t know where you’ve been but you need to go check it

out yeah it’s it’s I mean it’s a just a fun violent

and you know you’re rooting for the the slave this a specimen I’m Keen to choir

when I hear Trump what’s your name jeno then you’re exactly the

hey calm down I’m simply a customer trying to this proba one of my favorite characters in movie Pants very well or

kist yeah dude character do you know what a bount

[Music] is you kill people and they give you a

reward B they are Bigg of the reward I need your help I’m looking for the brittle Brothers however I don’t know

what they look like but you do you compelling magnetic AC oh dude

they caught my wife they sold her but I don’t know who too that means we visit every Plantation

until once your final burle brother lies dead in the dust I agree to give you

your freedom and I’ll take you to rescue your wife where are we

going probably my favorite for one of my favorite actors all around

oh yeah I was going to say what I love about you had my curiosity but now you have my

[Music] attention what what you well what I love about this this movie and the plot of it

is just it’s like it all started because he’s a German and the girl’s name is BR

and he fall you know he pretty much more or less wants to go do this because he like fell in love with this guy’s story

which is what’s cool it’s like yeah he’s like hey I’ll help you find this chick because he’s there’s a way of him like

doing it for himself and you know yeah and it was just kind of cool the whole idea that it’s like hey he’s really

doing this cuz more or less like he’s interested in this guy’s story and the girl and it’s like you know yeah out of the goodness of his heart much I just

love the the Applause but and just the the gore in there is so ridiculous I

love it never seen a to shake your hand it was just so great to seeing

Western with so much blood in it oh yeah it was just like what it was like this is fun that’s a good time it is a great

movie know it’s a fanto that’s that’s a must but also out dread dread this was

surprised me when this one came out it was judge judge because obviously

there’s the judge of joest Stalone that was one of the biggest flops like those huge uh historical movie

flops but dread came out 2012 had good old uh Carl Urban if you familiar with

the boys like I haven’t seen it but yes I so I love Carl Orban he also played the

doctor on the Star Trek movies but dread yeah so this and it it really took

the Die Hard formula which is fine a lot of movies have but it kind of trapped in aild building by trying to work your way

navigate through it in multiple levels but I got to pull shair for this one cuz

this one was being honest I don’t think I saw this dude you need to see this it was like one of those like oh makes the

brain feel as if time is passing one% normal [Music]

speed mean the heavy if we play this right we could take the whole city it like you need to go home and

watch this

800 million people living in the ruin of the old

world only one thing fighting for order in the

chaos the men and women of the Hall of Justice peace trees is the manufacturing

base for all the slow-mo in mega City 1 you know how often we get a judge up in peace trees

well you got one now she has control of

everything levels 1 to 200 this is Mama someone in this block

or two judges that’s not good I want him dead yeah I [Music]

know the you ready fine yeah

yeah dude hopefully You’ watch

the probably haven’t I like dude I I never realized

how similar his mask is to helmet

that’s have you seen have you seen the raid it’s called the Raid Redemption

I’ll be over before John

Wick like hand to hand combat like a Gunplay gun F whatever this movie The

Raid Redemption and it’s Indonesian I believe okay notheast as it it Ed it it

was like doing the closest like the way for me I you should just show a you know what I should dude like it’s this is not

the year that we’re on no this this just a beautiful side track it came out last year so oh 2023

is when the rain came out man that’s year the reviewed in instant classic

that’s crazy that like the movie came out last year but it was so good it feels like it came out it’s the brain

work is crazy the way it works that way this actually came out last year so with this came out this

year and this n 11 no 11 and in the fighting style I got Rel

just like called pinat Sal lot something it’s almost like a form of CRA mix I

guess maybe with [Music] more the whole like anything is a weapon

put you know anything between you and the other person to like yeah seot

I seot guy

a lot of leg and foot trips and

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stuff you need to watch [Music]

this yeah you

like the court is so cool like it’s l like a boss like battle where they fight

that one little dude who’s crazy and K both off dude they hand

it and this the part where

like out it hits like the glass at the end yeah just

sh just really innovative

oh dude right oh right there

talking that’s awesome dud no it’s [ __ ] the director he did the show gangs of London

which yeah yeah know gangs of London which I I touted a post made posts about

it that there’s a show I’m sure a lot of people didn’t see well the director of that did it so it’s got like some really

cool fighting hand toand combat action yeah dread L us to the r okay a hit and

run um you want to talk about this oh it’s it was a good movie it was one that

I would like ended up being like wow that was better than I thought it would be it had Dax Sher and Bradley believe he directed

it yeah uh and it was I just thought it was a good movie I don’t know how if it’s worth really talking about a lotov

movie uh this one oh the one right below it was really I haven’t seen this oh

yeah came out it was really good life of pie no Jack Reacher yeah that was good

it was way better than I expected Jack creater the one Tom Cruz movie Tom Cruz yeah yeah it was one of those I was

surpris you know was like like often Tom Cruz puts up

Mikey yeah life Killing Them Softly was

good I feel like we talked about this one yeah yeah feel like a mid walk in the room without shoes on we might have

talked about Jack Reacher but I don’t know I mean not we talked about it at turn there Academy Award Dev Patel there

angly film those was pretty moving you know inspiring and all that this I actually haven’t seen but I

I know that the great Daniel de Lewis which one Lincoln I I don’t think I have

either where he plays President Lincoln yeah I think you won another final

Academy Award no I didn’t see that one I saw the one after that though Lincoln vampire

Hunter yep yep ler Lincoln yeah so I believe Ron Howard

directed it or there was a Jewish fellow yes so I know it’s good it just

look uh stay in it look moreor I just I got to be in this right state in mind to want to watch that oh yeah and that

moves us on to Looper yes quite quite good action sci-fi FM very good I’m

going have to pull each other for this one the director will be Ryan Johnson is the one who

did the the newest Star Wars Trilogy the second one that a lot of people were

upset by cuz it like Undead a lot of stuff but it was honestly the most

unique and like interesting with the story throwing kind of curve balls but a lot of

people so but I thought it was better than JJs formul I we just literally making the first one A New Hope again

almost it’s like is this how’s this original so looper looper great movie I

really liked it I like the concept of it with time travel cuz I cuz I just bought a loot pedal wow and now we got Looper

popping up [Music]

uh to an extend [ __ ] no I still have one it’s syst

broke not the l oh the Pod I was thinking the do4 yeah that’s early days

guitar it was an amp modeler right so I didn’t realize the difference between amp

modeler and just like an effect switch where like it would literally emulate the sound of like all

these different kinds of amps but so there was a foot pedal so every or whenever I switch it it wouldn’t an

immediate change it’ be like a half a second it takes to switch to mode over so like in a live setting I was pay I

couldn’t just like switch immediately to clean Distortion whatever I’d have to like time it for this Gap I’m like oh CU

I didn’t realize it was more for Studio scenarios so that’s that that wraps us

up for movies um no it doesn’t okay

um Looper you get

down see me in 30 years hard staring into your eyes it’s

too strange your face looks backwards do you know what’s going to happen you done all this already as me I don’t want to

talk about time travel we both know how this has to go down so why don’t you do what old men do

and die why don’t you just take your little gun out between your legs and do it boy ask him if he thinks that Bruce will

rob William way out of life I think too many future time travel

outlawed used only in secret by the largest criminal organizations

not and they want to erase any trace of the target ever existing they used specialized assassin like me called

Loopers [Music]

you’re a Looper you know what we do and the Only Rule is never let your target

Escape even if you’re Target it’s you it’s

you ow this is not a good thing my boss will

be searching for me till he finds me sweep the streets get on it I’m going to fix this I’m going to

fight him I’m going to kill him hunt them down now every second that

passes is bad what’s he going to do I’m going to save your life my life life I

know you’re not lying when you say you’re going to kill this guy this is like

a I need to watch

this watch this F I’m sorry fantasm good to go back and

watch oh this is a season 3 finale by the

way so then that means I have officially joined the 520 Mile Club

oh is it it’s tonight that was your estimation that tonight it would happen

well technically I’ve been over here more times but if you’re going off 20 episodes the distance of a to B back and

forth when I drive home tonight it will be after 20

episodes 520 miles of

driving much appreciate it Mikey appreciate moving on to things

that uh Moon Moonrise Kingdom is good does feel good movie Wes Anderson yeah

don’t need to say tra mud I feel like this was a a huge play in matth mcc’s

transition to act actual valid non romantic comedy BS roles like mud was a

big step yeah I believe your brother makes me think of your brother yet again I know you like that movie yeah that was

everything he told us was a lie yeah that’s what he always like to say got crosses or Hills bent in shape of

crosses and this next one is a comedy and I didn’t see it too many years after it come out but I I show trailer just

because it which one Project X so it’s a found footage an ENT in the found

footage genre but of like an epic house party for high schoolers

which it it’s pretty freaking entertaining she’s big jealous she wants to

come ah yeah some crazy stuff happen [Music] she wants to come see you she jealous oh

There She Goes Chris and that oh Chris just stepped on I just be careful okay you’re good

there’s yeah I’ve got a network cable underneath there that

yeah like it’s a hardcore comedy in the way like if it makes sense it’s just

like I don’t know the trailer might kind of make sense Mom Dad it’s me Thomas um where do

I start this is supposed to be small get together I wanted to be cool for one

night you know I wanted girls to notice me like a horror movie then things got a

little out of control tonight’s about the girls we

never had a shot at tonight’s about changing the

game everything sh a’t always going to be

be [Applause] [Music]

again just big enough to be cool game

[Applause] changer yeah

that can’t

[Applause] yeah hello Thomas Dad hey well we just

wanted to call One Last Time make [Music]

sure do the fo sty yep all

good there’s another found footage movie on on here that that was pretty well done Prometheus I definitely had to pick

this one because my love for aliens and even people who might have had issues

with it I still think it was pretty pretty amazing as far as the building the world

and universe of the which the existed how they how they came about you know in

this the whole Engineers yeah the con yeah and I believe they’re NE neomorph before

there’s xenomorph but uh when you say aliens yeah xenomorph yeah from like Alien

aliens yes correct [Music] no for The Listener yeah yeah so it

um it was there was a lot more it’s a lot head headier in this action than

probably a lot of people wanted but I really I I quite enjoyed it um moving on

to one for you Mickey which one are we on I can’t see seven something paths yeah oh Seven

Psychopaths love this I absolutely love this has uh let’s see Colin frell

Christopher Walkin and I cannot remember the other main guy’s name you know him though um Joe monia no that guy right

there oh Joe Montana I thought I said Joe [Music]

Mont yes Sam Rockell I can never remember back love dude this is probably

my favorite Sam Rockwell movie hi is this your dog oh my God I

toay thank you so much serious remember yeah are you pretending to remember

how’s everything in the dog kidnapping pist it’s getting you dog why were you walking him Sharice I

always love Bonnie like he was my own child one I do not want that image in my

head two could you go get my dog back hey what the hell happened some

punks jumped us who are you said they were looking for little [ __ ] suits then

some other Punk killed those punks it’s their blood it’s his puke you want to go

to the bathroom clean some of the blood in the puke off

you almost got killed today cuz you kidnapped the wrong dog are you man serious

wow what are we going to do we could take on all the B guys maybe in the desert and what do you think we should

do in real life not how you doing what’s your name shut up

we’ll get you back to your daddy in a day or two don’t be sad p p no PA that’s

okay too I got to pull myself together I know my dog’s going to end up killed you’re

not pulling yourself together are you you’ve got to give it back give it

back you just get back and kidnap dog it Fe the entire object of the kidnapp me

put your hands up no but I’ve got a gun I don’t care doesn’t make any sense too

bad I’m going to work are you pissed at me for something baby why would I be pissed at you Madie because you’re a

kly you waiting for somebody old guy no okay you seem normal yeah come on in we

got to get this dog off the street kidnapped romaniac Dandy [Music]

I like it it’s got layers yeah ey for an ey leaves the whole

world’s blind no it doesn’t there’ll be one guy left with one eye how’s the last

blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left

funny looks like an entertaining one no it’s a great my favorite part is whenever they’re in the desert and

Christopher Walkin walks up to walks up to him and he’s like where’s the pay OD he just wants to payot off the

guy like can do take a trip in the desert oh man it’s the um Skyfall was a

solid entry in James B movies but yeah it was I think I like spect and mov mov

it’s funny get to a comedy comedy think we can agree on this one

yeah is this one called Tim Ted Ted starring Mark they turned this into a TV

show did you know that I did yeah that was just kind of recent right

yeah yeah no I know I did know about

thats Chris it has been said that magic

vanished from our world a long time ago but if there’s one thing you can be

sure of I wish you could really talk to me it’s that nothing is more powerful

than a young boy’s wish you’re my best friend

John but eventually everyone grows

[Music] up I’m taking Laur to dinner you don’t think she’s going to be expecting

something big do you it’s been 4 years Johnny you and me have been together for 27 years where’s my ring huh where’s my

ring put all my come on knock it off I’m just

saying man that’s my bad I was sending a tweet John hi Thomas how are you can

[Music]

I baby please ask Ted to move out so we can move on with our lives I’m not that pych did just like kick him

out a lorry hey you’re home early who are these girls oh my where are my man

is lri this is Angelique Heavenly Shireen and San Blanc I swear to God her

name is San Blanc show your Chevron card Ted we got to move out I’ll help

you get on your feet out there I promise bring it in you bastard come on I love you sorry that’s the the thing the thing

yeah yeah yeah yeah right I met a girl nice she’s a cashier you know what I like to do to her something I call a

dirty fuzzy how you like How You Like Me

Now down here not looking up your towel swear to God not looking at your funny business sometimes I think back to that

Christmas morning when I was 8 years old I wish I’d just gotten a Teddy Rock

spin why are you crying my J get squished by the TV

I look stupid no you don’t you look daer John I look like something you give to your kid when you tell him Grandma

Di oh t look happy now but eventually everyone grows

up the Avengers the first one came out I was going to say there was one we skipped over that I wanted to mention

that was actually a good movie it was after Skyfall which was Sinister and it’s in the movie genre it had eth a

minister it had Ethan Hawk in it and it’s kind of cool because he’s more or less like an author he’s like a horror

murder mystery author and he moves into a house where murders took place of like

a family and it was all this weird stuff and like it was a pretty creepy like plot of why so he moved into this house

to write the book but I don’t think his wife knew is that like rear window the wife the wife I don’t think knew the

house that they moved into she had no idea that it was like based on the next novel that he was writing and so she had

she had no idea but yeah and then there’s like weird [ __ ] that starts to happen and it invokes like a pretty

interesting theory about it so if you’re a horror movie fan and you’ve never seen Sinister it’s the first one I mean they

ended up doing like one or two more after that but I would just say it’s a decent one to maybe check out but it’s

not I’m not saying it’s anything to really write home about but it is I thought it was pretty across you know it

not four Horrors that came out this year you know yeah and it wasn’t like a Gore porn movie so that’s why I say it worked

on like susp psychological suspense oh cool I could watch that it’s awesome

yeah the Avengers came out huge huge huge in the in Marvel Cinematic Universe

and just uh this just kind of really I like the beginning it’ be a

huge Behemoth that MCU was up until the end of I guess whatever phase where

basically eding game part two and then I feel like after that they kind of became super woke and I don’t know if that’s

what heard them or they’re just there’s just too many stories they’re trying to tell that people just don’t care enough

about but this was whenever they’re nailing it this is actually watching

this after B de on my own downloading like downloading it and just being like

okay dang I get and this was during my dark period where like I didn’t even want to go see this in theaters but like

I watched it and I was like okay I get dang okay this is a legit x movie and I

really like the way they did the characters The Avengers cuz I didn’t like I didn’t even care to see it when

it came out the but I got turned on to and then I became obsessed with the MCU

up through the end end end M so that moving on We Got U one of the born movies came out I’m sure it was all

right uh the campaign yeah good movie G will it was a good

movie SE yeah see for me it’s one of the ones that looked like it could be really

funny but sadly oh yeah I think he did no you’re

right Chris is right dude this is a great movie need to watch it again look Chris

she fell down [ __ ] yeah he shows that how’s my hair strong so strong my hair

could lift a car off a baby if it had to absolutely what I like to

hear education is our future farmers are this nation’s backbone Bankers veterans

Filipino T to worldl operators are this nation’s backbone

Sal cam Brady will win his fifth term in Congress simply by signing the registration ballot that’s one of the

perks of running unopposed let’s get this this bad boy

sign don’t know if that’s supposed to be push or pull hey who is that nice

sweater this has been my dream running for office you’re challenging our four-term Congressman how do you expect

to do that did I say that

again now that I’m running for congress we’re going to be under a lot of scrutiny anybody have anything that they

want to share with us I said the lord’s name in vain it’s school is that he it I went to the petting zoo and I I let the

goat Li my wiener that little guy’s a weirdo I’m going to smoke that clown we’ve got some

work to do right how you doing hate to break it to your friend but your balloons get ready to pop and that balloon’s full of your own butt TOS you

trying to trash talk me your mama’s like a vacuum cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet that’s what nuts

feel like Washington DC is a mess how do you

say it’s mess in Hebrew Donkey Kong you want a holy war little

man let me hear a cam radio 12 oh shove a throwing star up a Chinese

monkey to get I refuse to lose and I will

win this dog has a lot of fight in him you hear about that Z what you got there is that a crossbow

I cancel but there gentlemen they got some babies

kiss that’s my baby justed

baby anyone asking my Handi after punching that iron like Jaw that

baby but they haven’t really had any like big huge hit songs and they have so

they they didn’t the ticket Sal were so bad that they’re like redoing the like

had to cancel that to her and so redoing it to do like

okay okay so they have to book smaller venu yeah he bumped into him going to

the restroom that’s cool so you like that song Gold on the Ceiling I like it I was

like I like I I guess I never really kid for any of their stuff it reminds me of crazy nights I had with women I met in

yeah I mean it’s catchy blues rock and I can appreciate it for being unique like it being yeah mainstream like blues rock

but I guess like a lot of Blues really doesn’t it’s fun to play but honestly I

don’t care to listen to it s I never really s them out that hurts me but was

like but when they came on I wasn’t like oh man fuing Chang

[Music] yeah yeah yeah this is a bit off off

subject but I found it funny so Ste Stephanie and Chris were talking last time he was

here whenever there’s something about yourself that you forgot completely that

you did and it was like a huge habit so you’re telling her about like my music how I I was I couldn’t stand listening

to something too much to where I would like rotate through albums and it’

be couldn’t I you know listen the same song every like every the day let alone

even within a week I just like had and that’s part of my ination while I still

continue search for new music I guess like I’ve told you how to do the playlist but I apparently like I would

even get on like Chris I’m going put this on i’ be like no I haven’t listen i’ be like no I listen to that like four days ago Dude put on something

else I didn’t want to hear it at all if I heard it recently to where I don’t it

didn’t matter it was like yeah it could be an amazing song and now with the baby it it’s I’ve played Numa by Tool

probably a thousand times one of those like it wasn’t you know like wasn’t as

though he wasn’t going back listening to [ __ ] like you know it was all like old

[ __ ] mostly I mean there was like new [ __ ] there too but it was like yeah I S wanted to listen to

everything I had I don’t want to listen to I listen to G a week

ago right but now it’s like wait I love this song I can listen to this every day

and oh yeah so I’ve definitely changed and the baby is part of that but it’s

just funny I forgot that I was that way but now I remember and it’s just so weird to be like

[Music] where like anybody want play some music

and Chris is like no I’m good no I just be pick pick for one of

these that I haven’t listened to in a few weeks that’s fun all right so what was that movie we just left uh that was

called riding with Matthew in high school riding with Matthew in high school uh now we’re on

to the comedy which I don’t think you saw this I don’t think this is a Tim H

time head hieker starring film and it it’s funny because the billion dollar

movie came out this year but this is not that and it’s arguably not even a comedy

oh is this the trial no no no that’s that’s a com like that’s something this

is I guess you call it dark comedy black comedy but yeah I just don’t even know let’s

see what

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out 99 people out 100 laugh at

this but I love s ER yeah that K where you from I’m in

Williamsburg You Know M so represent

represent what what I’m representing Williamsburg bro you got to respect where I come from cuz I respect where

you come from come on you know where we come from bro we come from the

hood yeah you are in the Demon’s house I had a great day I went to the

shopping [Music] mall I feel so good about hanging out with my best friends

today deserve that

[Music] people it is it is unique Hitler had you

didn’t just say Hitler had Hitler had horrible indigestion

old man be dead by now he won’t he won’t shine too too kindly on our

family I’m telling you dude it’s weird though you it’s like really it’s not like a

com w [Music]

stop theop it great lot

people alternative comedy Pioneers for me mid off show oh I’ve seen them Live

Twice like I’ve actually seen them really and one of the times I got to be an audience participation and actually

go on the stage not joking Tim and Eric that’s yeah and they were there with Dr

Bru which is John C Riley has a character it was like half of it so I seriously so like at one point they had

like some like oh pick out someone who looks like this or that and they asked for someone like do baby boy well the hello yeah yeah they said and this they

like said someone get a baby boy and I just knew that compared to around me I was like small so I’m like me and and

they’re like oh okay and like because an audience member got was picked and they had to pick the audience member so I get

to be on stage and be part of this little skit dude that’s so cool yeah and it suck because the person with me

didn’t take pictures or video or anything do was it video do you know I’m pretty sure he could have and

it was at the M um Majestic downtown but I was with the the crazy

girl at the time yeah but yeah so seen a couple times dude it was uh it was Corby

on stage with them and Dr Dr legendary that’s what is that they say seven degrees of separation or something

something six okay yeah then I guess I’ve been by each of them I count as one

degree so that connects me to a lot is that how that works yeah I think so it connects you to like all kinds of

people yeah dude dude that’s that’s cool I mean we’re

down the hall from Joe yeah but I don’t think we talk about the state of this pug right now which pug your pug what’s

happening she’s she’s like Control Alt deleted her tail is fully tuck down no she’s like Cur in a sleep yeah she’s

like look her face she’s s she’s standing she’s like barely leaning against me but standing

up yeah she dude I’m so St pictures dude this she

[Music] wasle just like oh she just needed

freaking freedom and love and she started acting like a pug

that’s some insane little crackhead yeah for real I just love the way potato is

right now she’s standing on all fours but like trying to go to sleep yeah I’ll be in the car and like she’ll I’ll be

sitting up and and she’ll like take the slightest incline just the rest of her head here and like to her almost like

this like she’s like probably just laying 5% of her body weight a little

against me but she’s still standing a lot like she would put her head on my chest where like there still has to be

more effort straining to stay up whatever you could just go right on the ground she just loves you I love to all

right what else we got uh so this one next one can I just the dark knut rises I

mean I don’t think we even need to talk about that yeah we don’t need to really watch that it’s phenomenal you need to

see it yeah it’s phenomenal see all the Batman we could technically just say that’s the best and just whatever but

you need well no the dark this is the third one wasn’t it with Bane dark oh Rises yeah the yeah for sure

yeah sorry Tom Hardy did have a fun voice to

I remember as soon as he talked in that movie I was like I just like looked at my buddy I was like is that that’s like

what the [ __ ] that’s for real we’re doing that yep so that’s good uh so this

one you picked called the ickle man the ice man ice cream man yeah it’s

uh it’s the the guy he was yeah the guy’s name was Richie

kinsky and he was a hitman for it’s based on true story the mafia yeah it’s a true guy it’s based on a true charact

so he’s an Irish it can be yeah it’s contentious but it’s it’s based on I

don’t know about all that but it’s based on a real person is it not my Annabel is as golden as the light of the

mo what’s this you think I’m a spoil i’ like to be taken care of there’s nothing

wrong with that I like the way you take care of [Music]

me you’re a family man now wife kids who

are you kidding closing lab sorry but you’re out

of a job you follow orders you got everything to gain if you don’t have it

in you Now’s the Time to say it I guess any movie I

[Music]

I’m good at what I do what about leaving Witnesses at a murder scene I don’t kill women or children I have loose ends

now all right kids that’s it go on home we’ll close you got a second so is it my

lucky day and my last hey was that Sam be my partner no that’s uh you take care of the details sit down

the Captain America yeah might as well look out for each other

right you’re doing hits behind my back I can imagine what you’ve been telling

them thinking their dad’s a decent guy I’m really proud of you Richie our

paths cross again I’m going to bury your whole family dad you see your same

Ro Chris Evans kind of made me same

there ain’t going to be nothing else to be afraid of I didn’t know I was supposed to be

afraid driving car God please what are you doing you

praying you think God’s going to save you you tell him to come down and stop

me I guess God’s busy don’t don’t don’t here’s your career [Music]

Iceman looks pretty cool what what I got here there we go so what’s what’s

contentious about him [Music]

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well I mean this movie came out in 2012 yeah but he meant the documentary oh

okay and you’ve watched the [Music]

documentary HBO okay like an hour and a half documentary with the guy all these

stories like the actual gu oh did he actually kill 100 people H does he talk

about if he actually killed 100 people yeah he he tells all the St saying that like you know it’s like now

that like people like Sammy the and Sh like like arcast these old like guys and

[ __ ] yeah what’s the other name Michel Fran and Sh like that which is which is

cool they actually get on these platforms and tell stories well that might must mean how

good he was then right but that’s what they’re saying [Music]

ice maybe he just for largely one mobster though I mean I don’t I just

know that like for the longest time you never really heard anything about there some fogginess surrounding how much of

it okay well then I’m removing that from the list

defitely HBO

like Okay Ice to check that out I’ve been in a documentary mov lately uh so

next one and this is phenomenal which anything by Paul Thomas Anderson for me

I’m going to check out at least he just did Boogie Nights it was like his first movie did Magnolia

did obviously the the master uh he does a lot of There Will Be Blood mhm like

all those movies are pretty freaking legit he does it seems like most which is fun lot most of his movies Mo he

stays away from like being in modern time it’s like a different historical period of time often like the Phantom

thread he did which was about the some male fashion designer which the Daniel

de Lewis that was really yeah you probably like it it probably bore a lot of people but it’s pretty cool uh but

the master so Paul Thomas sers in basically his take on Ron L hubard basically but with walk he’s not

the main character dud it’s such a good have you ever seen it first the master

and Phoenix in it dude it’s such dude you got to watch it is good it’s it’s

crazy and it all lines up from what I’ve heard by the way if anybody’s interested in hearing about SCH and schmy you

should listen to the last yeah last podcast on the left they do a whole there will be people on the outside who

will not understand the condition you men have now upon your shoulders rest the responsibility of a postwar world

smile you can start a business filling stage grocery or hardware store get a

few acres of land and raise some chickens you have a break

coming if the average civilian had been through the same stresses you have been through undoubtedly they too would have

develop the same nervous condition guy around get comes back and just watch up

C how do I get down here drink too much alcohol so it’s

basically about him but he stumbles across I am a rider doctor a nuclear

physicist the medical philosopher but above all I amth just like

scentology Phoenix like Weir watch character he’s been writing you seem to inspire something in

yeah what we will do now urge you toward within a group Society

of good science by definition allows for more than one opinion otherwise you merely have the will of one man which is

the basis cult and this is where we are at to have to explain ourselves for what

the only way to defend ourselves is to attack you know you should wake up Val father speaking he might learn something

he’s making all this up as he goes along you don’t see that it’s a what’s

your name I wonder how he got here and what he’s after he’s been is it really all so easy

that just AC actually from the north Texas area that Jessie you are an everlasting spirit I don’t believe you

you make this up you just I know you’re trying to calm me down but just say something that’s true are you

thoughtless in your remarks do your past failures bother you is your life a

struggle is your behavior erratic what are you running from he’s

dangerous and he will be our undoing if we continue to have him here if we are not helping him then it

is we who have failed him perhaps he’s past help hard

[Music] insane I just love that

direct he given the budget and production companies back him because

makes some all his movies a FAS like he’s one of those he’s one of those top top Todd pict just for me moving on we

got this is it’s really good I haven’t seen it since basically it came out but you like this right it’s a great movie I

remember like place beyond the pond that’s watching it I remember the first

time I saw it I was like who this is totally I thought it was going to be something totally different and it

turned out to be way slower than I thought it was going to be I thought it was going to be a fast pace like kind of

and it was an incredibly slow burn and like all of the part the part you

thought all of the parts that you thought were going to dominate don’t and

it’s like for a moment a lot more

and the they show you a glimpse of BU these people are and then it’s just all back

story andina here very real who’s that guy very

grounded tell me very real year just took off my son and I should be around

him I wasn’t around my dad I how are you going to take care

of I can’t think of another line of work that I’d rather be in so smart you can do anything you want just don’t

understand why you’re doing this I’m a cop got a kid you want to provide for

that kid you got to do that using your skill set and your skill set

sham all right everybody wants to live put your hands in the I’m not

watching 105 I got

motorcycle like the a lot of bank robberies tell him it’s for me I’m still

his father I can give him stuff cuz it get him to like the guy officer DeLuca

we’re here to search your house we’re looking for the money that Luke glanton mayor may not have given to

you 14 Grand the lion Shar is going to our hero this is your problem this is our

problem and I’m bringing it to your attention because that’s what I should do I want to do two in one day I’m not

going to let you bring us both down there’s a way out of this you’re not going to like

[Music]

it I need to the [Music]

please you know something look if you ride like Li you’re going to cry crash like

thunder is I’m trying to think the movie that probably Saturn with Cas half in it

uh Out of the Furnace no it was

one no no have you ever seen Out of the Furnace no with Christian Bale and Casey

Manchester by the sea oh okay talk about it depressing me I remember Williams

telling me about it I’m like he’s like it’s so good but dude it is so ridiculously like sad starts out Sid

it’s all sad but uh yeah that’s good uh oh Tim

Tim so another Tim Tim and Eric more official movie this is their legit comedy and I saw this in theater of

course Tim and Eric’s Billion dooll [Music]

movie dude this guy’s alternative ridiculous oh yeah

[Music]

dude come on down to the grand reopening of the swallow Valley Mall I’ll be there my best friend Tim haker will be there

you’re going to like what you see o you’re going to like the fake trees you’re going to like all our new stores o you’re going to like meeting my new

son Jeffrey come on down to the grand reopening of the swallow Valley Mall my dad told me this is the coolest Mall

ever you think you know more than my dad don’t come back it’s a grand reopening of the swallow Valley Mall it’s just off Route 35 right here in historic swallow

[Music] Valley in 2012 I’ve been meaning to tell you this

all night but I love you man I love our friendship thank you I honor you and I honor our friendship and I honor our love two of America’s most celebrated

icons hi I’m Eric warheim and I’m Tim hicker oh yeah present emotion picture

so epic I want to eat their heart yeah yes

it will leave you in shock

what i d breathe it’s got action will be stand down it’s got

romance hi Eric warheim I love you start again hi I’m Eric warheim very in love with you and okay it’s got drama you’re

in a very bad place I Dro those pants it’s got special effects

it’s got Stars don’t death oh H nice hi hi hi chef gold

boom yeah like have open

[Applause] C sounds like shrimp

probably never

watch Laugh Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie I’ll turn every day shrimp

no shrim that’s it movie I paid a billion dollars for that piece of

[ __ ] yeah dude oh yeah man I love T see

all right we’re getting close to the end here we’ll going and do these last two

you and I’m I’m going back a couple years for one that forign I didn’t realize that it came out in know s but

don’t tell anybody but this first one came out this year and it did was pretty popular and it was about the killing of

bamas yeah Zero Dark 30 came out this year and it was a fantastic movie

um and yeah I mean I enjoyed it it was good and I didn’t even think about but it’s zero dark3 just means it’s like the

12:30 where it’s dark outside [Music]

right can I be honest with [Music] you I am bad

news but that’s not your friend Z Dark 30 not going to help you Z Dark 30 just

being 1230 at night the night time 12:30 any questions but this one was like even

the darkest Darkest Night [Music]

possible I want to make something absolutely clear I didn’t know that part that’s fig out if you thought there was

some working group coming to the

rescue and I want you to know that you’re wrong Chris Pratt was in this I think just kind of this is it get more

R there’s nobody else hidden away on some other floor there is just us R talking about I

guess we are failing still team finding it but under normal it would have been the the Rangers except they were I guess

the most the units were like already deployed on some other things you really believe this story like osin actually be

or not like you know what par convinced you the only reason it was the

steals specialize more just certain if you’re right I

don’t know they have more diverse moov skill

sets we will never find him maybe the green bra but definitely he’s one of the

disa ones do it it been some Delta or some

could come from rers

[Music] yeah no tier one definitely might have it might have been

a green beray would have been Delta cuz like cuz you have special operations and

you have I know but that’s the thing cuz they get Intel on guys all the time so like the the like the best ones were for

the job of AR like they were already out doing something else yeah that’s what saying it’s like the

only on the black side as far as like tier one is like you have Team Six and

you have like Delta yeah and so Delta was

probably like either way been a lot of

controversy oh yeah about the GU shot shot him and stuff yeah

[Music]

yeah next one we’re going back we have time crime for movie it’s a very well

straightforward consequence of Time chavel movie that like takes place basically in the in the scope of this

guys like house and yard so it’s like very self-contained but it’s the riding is so

so interesting in it well executed like

that this the way the scenario plays out it’s it’s realistic

know Z have basically come back in time but there’s like a time and he still

exists in that time like you know multiple people every like a shing or like every possibility this I guess so

he like goes back in time sees himself that that’s why he was covered up space there we saw a mashed person so that he

wouldn’t he knew the H the team s and he wanted to keep covered so it’s basically like him

trying to find a way out of this loot he got stuck in which is I’ve never seen time CH

movie did that way where like he back he only went back in time you like maybe a day or 12 hours so it’s basically he’s

just trying to escape getting do those 12 hours and on the other side of it and CU

cuz the guy sees the beginning is himself so it’s almost like 10 where like he gets he’s whatever Loop of that

ex existence occurring he’s just trying to get out of it that this the first one

and it’s pretty cool dude it’s pretty cool and it’s what is it time CRI Time Crimes I feel like that’s on tub right

now might be remember yeah one forign movies I

came across I was like you had to download it way back when I was living in Denton I just remember showing my

roommates and like dude pits this is freaking awesome like a try no that was fantastic that

was a good list so uh if they got to rank any of them I would definitely say go you got to watch Seven

Psychopaths um obviously the obvious pick is going to be the uh the Batman movie but that’s you know almost some

sometimes there’s obvious movies that just kind of go without mentioning in a way yeah I feel like but you still we

always still find ourselves saying something about them um in the area of

uh hard Sinister was pretty good okay again that was a that’s one that I think

is worth mentioning sister Tian Tam right um yeah and then uh Zero Dark 30 definitely got to check that out uh

let’s see what else

um I can’t see from back here that’s fine I can was was probably St be one I I say so I put

cloud outlas just cuz it’s it’s fascinating it’s it’s it’s more it’s like it’s sort of seem the creative

effort on the scope uh dread of course

so Looper would be very high up but for me it’s very close for top top top top

top pick between Prometheus and the master so for me those are the two

absolutes yeah uh then if as far as you know absurd alternative happens be

alternative comedy but the to Tim Tim and Eric billion dollar movie for me and then the that movie The Comedy had them

in it as well was mainly Tim hieker it it’s like a like I said it’s like a black comedy that it’s not even I don’t

even know if they call it com it’s just like a almost like a study on just the

ter you know kind of semi- terrible type of human being or just just like a selfish not even terrible but

just an un interesting piece of s and it’s called The Comedy obvious

ironically it have to be uh but yeah so that was funny Ted was very very funny

he actually wanted to laugh really hard uh yeah Ted

take know oh Seven Psychopaths that was the one said that one yeah did you say

jeno no that Looper placed beyond the pine yep Looper that was definitely one of

them for sure uh yeah we never really mentioned it but Argo Argo was a good

Argo was really good it told a story that I didn’t really my generation I didn’t really know that much about the

whole Iran hostage like I didn’t know that that’s basically where beef as far

as modern times came from book is about okay like if that didn’t happened that

like our whole scenario with them just being a a defecto enemy might not exist

yeah like like it was our Embassy that cred happened and then we just like our

friend we never became friends again that’s wild to think about yeah

yeah and the the friendly term for them is Persian

Persian yeah cuz I dated one yes they this be fary so yeah good that was

good no it was good yep and let’s do say something right now I’m going to close the books on

2012 it’s closed I was just about to say some really like deep stuff about it no yeah

the Deep statement go check it out all right quick little break here and then

probably come back quick break come back see what happens

yeah oh yeah I got the double pug

up oh this thing’s getting loose we’re live and I’ve got two pugs in my lap

Mikey watch out one of them got poop on his butt or something no I think you expressed her anal f is that what it was

I don’t know but do you want to look up how to do it no can I bring it over for

you to do I no I don’t do that can you do it for her I don’t even know if the

situation when the situation calls when when did she go into heat is that what it is is she she hadn’t had a period

once yet so but when do you think that’s going to be happening man you did you just dump did you dump her on like right

before it happens I don’t know you might want to get her fixed as soon as you can though yeah that’s the one thing like

it’s not probably have to well because they have like Pro they have like programs in

my dog mad they have programs that like just threw my dog in Dallas or in the

area where you can get it for super cheap just cuz they want get animal spad or neutered except pugs there’s there’s

a higher there’s a slightly higher risk at complications from anesthesia because of the way they’re I guess it’s enic

there’s a term for their nose being the way it is and that it there’s like a slightly higher risk of them like

something going wrong when they’re under but it’s it’s I’ve it’s not that high

but it’s just enough of a little increase in liability that you’re likee no the free places or places that

do it B for almost free don’t don’t do dogs with the flat noses so you got got

to go pay full price so but we need I split it with you because I think it’s like 250 or something but we need to do

it now before we’re attached is what you’re saying do it do it before it gets period because I don’t know if you’ve

dealt with the dog on its period before I hadn’t in potato talk about this what

seemed like a a month of bleeding I’m not joking dude and we had these little diapers we put on her other

she get blood everywhere I remember coming over she little diapers on this is going on for a long

time I’m like this is this is this every month they and

they have puppy like their their pre time of of pregnancy is way shorter than

a person’s I think like it’s like ours is roughly nine months I think theirs is like three months or something crazy but

think you think that the period would be a lot shorter but it’s backwards no yeah

dog bled for way too long

dude just so many pads cuz I get the little I get the little diaper and get

human pads cuz it’s cheap and now just I have to put a different pad in a little diaper like just duck so Mass over here

changing his child’s diaper and his pugs diaper pugs diaper like every every

day and it figuring out how to get their work their tail through the hole consistently but I have a whole

system just I I had to I did it every day changing this pug bloody

diaper you said felt like a month dude I’m not joking I don’t think I’m

exaggerating how ask Stephanie maybe it was the first time it was all built up I don’t know but it was way longer than

the humans that’s all I know way more I’m

going to come over and drop her off at that time to help I feel like potato or help herem

will help her through it yeah I’m just saying like I you I let you take one of our like reusable diapers just it’ll be

good to have on hand yeah please and like I said um cuz I don’t want to lock her in the

bathroom you yeah you just happen you just put the pad by where the snaps be

rubb yeah yeah Chris watch it man she got me I don’t know what she’s leaking said

roughly she needs an oil change or something she got something on me oh now you did sit on you yeah I

don’t want to touch her now well dude she came upon me and and shat

not go and Sh no more she could have she it could have been a shark sh not she

could have farted and let something Lo and Sh I I cleansed her of her sh and told

her yes be redeemed from your life of shat what what doing he can jump up

there L come on he can jump oh she jumped up on the bed that I think she doesn’t quite know the limits of her

strength yet she got mad because she no yeah for a while she was afraid to even jump off the chair but or jump up and

like until she just did it without thinking like no she like she’s way more athletic than potato yeah and potato can

jump pretty high so honestly I bet she could jump like a few inches more easy bro she she was like cuz Mikey’s bed is

was pretty tall yeah she launched up onto it she ran like got it I was just sitting there and she flew up right yeah

and I was like whoa I was like you did a big jump girl yeah cuz it wasn’t like I mean cuz there were times where Harley

would jump on it and he would just like half ass yeah and like barely get up there wait for you to pick him up but

she like like yeah she made it all the way there man tell D all that intense training with pepper she got she strong

yeah big strong pug but so we’ve been back um we’ve been back since you’ve

been back long we should probably probably just going and do some wck we start I wanted

to top talk some about international trade and exchange rates in the trade

deficit [ __ ] but that’ll that’ll uh buy some silver that’s what I say nothing at

all to do with what I’m talking about but it’s good no not at all yeah if anything it be the misconception of

international trade and what and that what the actual benefits of a weak dollar are on a global scale

International Trade I mean it’s argu I mean we import majority of our products

right true yes yeah you know so we and we want in any country if you in a given

I guess period of time or year you have a trade surplus if you export more than import or trade deficit if you import

more than the export and a lot of traditional dollar just like kind of look at a deficit as the worse scenario

than a surplus but that’s it’s ALS really just there’s so many factors it’s not NE it really isn’t necessarily cuz

like okay so it’s if we’re importing more that means theoretically there

could be Industries in our home country that are being outsourced right but then what that does is it gets cheaper

products into consumer hands who then have more disposable income and theoretically it creates other

Industries within or you know jobs yes that might not you know on the on the

individual scale yeah it can be like oh that’s hurting me but on like an aggregate global scale in the health of

just Nations it’s it’s like a necessity to have international trade so those benefits to a dollar being weak versus

strong or you know exp or importing too much like to where you always want to be

able to have alternative sources CU like with the Ukraine situation a lot of

countries imported grains in certain you know from them so but they’ve been able

to Alternatives but it’s that’s a downside so like China exports so much and they

actually were are said to have understated their their trade balance

because because that Trump made a point that he wanted to like get more balance between

us El and and them they manipulate the [ __ ] out of their Curren but and that’s the thing even if even if yeah they to

keep it lower value against a dollar intentionally cuz a lot of their Investments are in dollar rest of like

the G7 or G20 countries like play by like fair trade or the only Curren the

international banking system that’s not like required holding to anyone yeah

they manipulate the [ __ ] like no no other country can use it right so like the Y the Yen or whatever like it has to

be recognized by the International Bank system but no they don’t have to like

it’s not something that you get it’s not subject to the same regulations weird yeah and it’s they got some crazy well

and everything with China was like doing business with them in any way and the thing is even if like any business you

do with China like is immediately like

has to be be Holden to like government oversight in China because it’s any

corporation like the government is so embedded with the corporations that it’s oh yeah I mean it’s if you’re

dictatorship operated right is actually like a very good economy if it’s done right because everything’s in service of

the state of like you know a dictatorship like a good dictator

capitalist could be better than you know a democracy if it’s like a good an

actual good dictator did we our democracy did we mention that in the dictator movie this year no that was the

oh was was that yeah it was oh was Sasha bar con yeah it wouldn’t as funny as I hoped it would be but they not a great

mie the dictor yeah you should trade him so i’

like to say I’d like to acknowledge the fact that Caleb’s just been over here dropping buckets all night he do play

the game a lot he’s just he’s dropping buckets and he’s I mean he’s trying to computer once he’s trying to he’s trying

to come up crazy the way he plays this like it take no it just take me a while to get used because I’m also used to the

other View the when we played basketball games it wasn’t like the behind the back

yeah like the fullv brast like NBA James yeah like Allan Iverson dunan from the

three-point line exactly oh that was a that was legit dude they need to bring

back NBA Street there’s so many games that was not supposed to happen on the game there’s no I I know what you’re

talking about no I know what you mean from the video I recorded when I was a kid yes no I know yeah me that did it it

was live or something yeah it was one we were playing it but I like I went back and recorded it through VCR to make like

a tape of it no yeah because we paused it and just kep [ __ ] it over now I got that uploaded yeah he has it I saw

it I saw it recently but yeah he was like you couldn’t do that in the game that wasn’t

but they do need to have street again D I was going to say they need to bring back they need to bring back NBA Street

and they need to bring back they need to bring back uh the bigs for baseball big

in theot Blitz Blitz The Bigs well what was the one that Blitz the console one

that basically was like the conss extreme it was extreme okay yeah that

was the one that was by like the game day yeah yeah yeah because Blitz was uh

Blitz was EA right I think um maybe Nintendo Blitz was I just that was one

that I think you know what mid Midway that way more arcades in it might

have only n is what you’re thinking I’m thinking about Blitz like the one that we play at CC’s which I feel like that

you play I think they I think they released it on the console but it was a game that wasn’t as fun like that

something about the arcade experience we and that was so much fun and the noise

the [ __ ] like all everything about the arcade like the announcers makes me

think of CC’s that cruising USA and Area 51 you know what else though needs to be

replayed um fight for New York oh God jamam I remember y’all playing the heck

out of it you played the [ __ ] out I didn’t yes you did y were there in pits you had I’m sure I created a character

but like I didn’t like play that I don’t think I did yes you did you were the first [ __ ] that rented it you

the yeah I rented it but I really feel like I remember like you guys playing it all the time oh yeah no we played it I

don’t think beat like who was the boss um Buster rymes no I’m kidding no it was

uh I remember having a fight I’m pretty sure I didn’t play like I I’m sure I created character but y’all y’all did

show I remember cuz I didn’t care but like I on the weekend and y’all be y’ll be playing hell sh yeah cuz you game fed

it yeah yeah you game it so yeah chill dude chill Caleb’s just over here

pulling up dropping buckets on these guys dude getting and one oh yeah but so

re of the week all right recommendation of the week I had this earlier it’s just so fitting I’d love it if you guys

piggybacked it be awesome pop on pgy on my back all of us but take a nap it’s my

recommendation week take a nap yeah there’s so many studies that show that naps are good for you so just take one

okay there’s lots of studies they they’ve been known to cure all sorts of ailments like tiredness y it’s the

number one solution for tiredness the number one remedy the number one side effect of naps is lack of tiredness yep

that is it you take naps and you’re just no longer tired is what happens you might catch wakefulness so yes you want

to look out for that yeah watch out for catch energy sense of wellbe and you could

spread the wakefulness to others that are asleep if you have a significant other that prefers that when

you don’t talk do you ever risk of talking more when you’re awake that’s true so nap that’s good one take a nap

man yeah it’s good man take a nap it’s good I can’t remember if I don’t take a lot of naps I used to take naps but I

don’t yeah I’ll take I’ll take power naps that I’ve told you like I’ll just I

don’t actually fall asleep normally but I’ll just Zone you know get into a meditative Zen State and relax my body

but oh my wck have I done this something about learning an

instrument I think you said I think you said something about that you maybe said

learn an instrument one yeah you did okay so now then I’m going Tob myself C

started playing the skin flu yeah that’s right he PA it for it’s pretty impressive no if if you for those that

do play an instrument or have and that have kind of set it aside and and be

used to be something you did regularly you know least every couple days or a few days get it back out and spend some

time with it pick it back up prioritize it you know cuz I want this you know the break I had to take from gaming when I

had my daughter really helped me appreciate things that I kind of replaced with a gaming addiction so like

I let my guitars get all out of condition and stuff but I’ve recently gone through and cleaned them up and set

them up myself and rest string them and it feels good yeah it feels good to get the hands on the old stringers I bet

yeah now they all look nice they feel nice too so yeah if if you’ve played something you’ve you neglected it over

time and anything it could be a sports it could be you know softballs softballs could be mo

hard balls hard balls you know it could be anything and and if you have a f and if you have

a friend that you know that’s kind of done that thing give him an encouraging word be like hey man when next time you

play guitar you should you should you should pick it up or when’s the last time you know help give people when the last time you hit your ex up give her a

call yeah dude you’re right I should no not you I meant like maybe that’s what I’ll tell my friend be hey buddy yeah

hurt them too yeah be like just call them that’ be crazy you just call them

you’re like no I’m married and I’m doing great I just wondered how you were doing no okay all right yeah uh so yeah I

guess I could do that with my very first one but that’d be fun I’m just messing with you no but I mean it’s in the just

in reality like lately she I’m still on good terms with her

I from in a minute but you got any recommendation

um get a pug get a pug F get a pug so

that’ll be the third time cuz I already did twice [ __ ] it’s my first time oh that’s true now you get to do it

once don’t give up on the Mavs yeah don’t give up on the M amen yeah don’t

give up on us we’re still in this what Midas it is great though so dude so you

didn’t use get a pug yet so you still have that in your back pocket I have it I can use it later okay I’ll use g a pug

later I’m going to use my get out of get out of jail free pug c yeah dud I love this Spike crawler a you like it doesn’t

it fit her nice D it fits her perfectly it’s her personality yeah that’s what I’m saying like cute on potato but it

didn’t fit her personality her walking outside like with this thing on and barking the neighbors just like how dark

your face is just almost like he’s just like wearing black like is she dirty like yeah are you dirty girl

youa junk this

weapons keep her for getting attacked by bigger dogs when her potato were playing oh yeah was trying to like bite her and

like would go to grab her by the neck cuz that was the whole point of like spike collars in the first place was for

like fight stff hell yeah dude we should fight these pugs they fight each

other but all right well it’s been a pleasure it has been next week will be a better episode this was hey this this

was our season finale yes episode 20 yeah I might have Michael VI Michael Phelps Michael Jetson episode 20 I’ve

driven 520 miles to do these episodes so y’all hit us up on that

patreon account that Matt’s opening Matt’s opening a patreon if y’all want to put in for gas money for me and pug

food pug we’ll put up all kinds of expenses cuz some people they don’t want to pay for

things like gas but they do want to pay for things like porn pug or B gambling

pug expenses gambling pug food pug food or dog yes dogs

foods and uh those other things too maybe people would pay for yeah chicken

chicken all that we end with be seeing be seeing you

Season 03